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29/07/2026

Village woman like me what am I going to do with English in the village๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„am I using English to farm๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Make I gist una why I will not try this soap matter because small thing no Dey happen to me o๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚E get one time on this so...
29/07/2026

Make I gist una why I will not try this soap matter because small thing no Dey happen to me o๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

E get one time on this social media nearly wey everybody was talking about how good lemon and sugar good in the skin, then if you have honey you add it too.๐Ÿ˜‚

So one day I use my last money go buy sugar and Lemon i mix them keep for the sugar to dissolve very well first before I use it.๐Ÿ˜‚

So the first day use it I bath finished I carry this mixture rub for body then i went outside and sit down๐Ÿ˜‚ which one flies come Dey gathered me for my leg as if I rub s**t on my body.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚na rush i rush go bath again,

Come and see how I take jack this thing that I mix go throw put inside bush.na so the small that i supposed used eat wasted.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So this soup is it for bathing or to use wash plate or washing of clothes๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

Normally our mumu too much abeg๐Ÿ˜‚

29/07/2026

Even if that hand no reach anything you will see shout so that people will pity her๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ

Abeg I donโ€™t understand this comment here from this woman on my post,๐Ÿ˜‚so even if I donโ€™t have where to sprayed clothes t...
29/07/2026

Abeg I donโ€™t understand this comment here from this woman on my post,๐Ÿ˜‚so even if I donโ€™t have where to sprayed clothes this rainy season I must wash clothes.

Madam I am a very dirty person which I know about it but you can not see me wear clothes both inside house and outside my clothes smell rubb!sh.

I wash this clothes yesterday before rain started, i packed the wet clothes and enter house spray some, this morning rain started again๐Ÿ˜‚

How many of you know that if you wash clothes and the clothes is not dried in two to three days time the clothes Dey smell.

29/07/2026

He donโ€™t allow me to wash his clothes or shoes, he did everything by himself, at his age he canโ€™t do it perfectly but he is trying practice make perfect.๐Ÿ‘

Indigestion no let me sleep๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญPlease what could be the reason, because this thing has been disturbing since so I took dr...
29/07/2026

Indigestion no let me sleep๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Please what could be the reason, because this thing has been disturbing since so I took drugs,now the thing have started again๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I asked my husband why him no Dey help me  loosen my hair again as he use to do when we were dating,๐Ÿค”My husband said if ...
28/07/2026

I asked my husband why him no Dey help me loosen my hair again as he use to do when we were dating,๐Ÿค”

My husband said if I think say that book that we read in school Obi is a boy, if I think say Obi is still a boy till today๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I donโ€™t understand what he means by that๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Any where you see this picture just from where you see it laugh before you read the write up finish๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Me and my husband ...
28/07/2026

Any where you see this picture just from where you see it laugh before you read the write up finish๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Me and my husband were looking for a child who will come and do holiday in our house so that my child will be playing with the child, so the person that I first called to bring her child, she said she want to travel with them to their grandmother place, i said ok no problem.

I donโ€™t know if she discussed it with my mother in-law,No be on Sunday my mother in-law called my husband to come and carry a child that she don find a child for us.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I asked my husband how old is the child, my husband said the child is 11yrs old, I told my husband to called my mother in-law and asked if the boy still Dey urinate for house my husband said I too get problem now them don see a child you still Dey find another thing๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘na so kept quiet go my way o.

So my husband traveled today to go and bring the child, he called me that heโ€™s on his way coming back i said ok,Small time he called me again to go and buy sponge and towel so that the child will use and bath, then he directed me to go to one of his customer shop and collect something come keep for him.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

If una see the way I take rush go to the junction eh all my mind I thought the person want to him give him money since heโ€™s not around he called me to go and collect it for him.

Reaching the shop I stand and discussed with the owner of the shop, one girl brought this mat and stand close to me I donโ€™t know that she was waited for me to discuss with the man finish so that she will give me the mate, so after everything she said aunty take๐Ÿ˜‚I asked her is this what my husband called me to come and collect for here she said yes๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Omo if una see laugh that i laugh infront of them ehh, i no fit hold laugh because no be waiting I carry for mind go there be this.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ

Note thereโ€™s extra big bed o so my husband buying this mat means that the boy still Dey urinate for bed๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

Shay na me Dey find person,๐Ÿ˜‚Now I don ready to pack urine every morning, my problem is that even if that child urinate on top my husband mouth my husband no go question that child.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚my child is going to 4yrs now he hardly urine on top bed imagine 11yrs old child urine how it will be๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Who I be to say no to child wey mother in-law find for us๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ

I saw this basket of dirty clothes last night my mind skipped๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ today me and my husband supposed to travel together.i ca...
28/07/2026

I saw this basket of dirty clothes last night my mind skipped๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ today me and my husband supposed to travel together.

i canโ€™t sleep well last nights because of this dirty clothes,i wake my husband up at midnight and told him that I will not travel with him again today he asked me why I said I want to wash clothes.he said pack some go and give dry cleaner,๐Ÿ™„ I asked him dry cleaner keh๐Ÿ˜‚

Me that is scared of to wash clothes talk more of when the clothes plenty like this๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Note this clothes plenty like this because of everyday rain, nobody fit believe that today too rain is falling, but I still wash the clothes finish.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
How is your dirty clothes this season๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚some people parlor don full with undry clothes๐Ÿ˜‚

The day I experienced thunder when phone data is on it was not funny at all Thank God that day my data was not on when t...
28/07/2026

The day I experienced thunder when phone data is on it was not funny at all

Thank God that day my data was not on when this thunder strike my phone went off instantly, my roommate phone screen turned to white without nothing working on the phone again more than two hours before the phone came back to life,there was a guy who sold recharge card under umbrella close to our yard, his own situation worst that day because his phone data was on.

When this thunder strike,the guy that his phone data was on fail down instantly and one side of his hand paralyzed his phone got spoiled.

Till we packed out from that yard the guy can not make use of one side of his hand again.

My lovers whenever you are online rain start please put your phone on flight mode first especially that rain that comes with heavy thunder, if you can still stay without pressing phone you can off your phone first.
What was your ugly experience with thunder, share so that others can benefit from your experience,๐Ÿ‘

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