03/08/2024
laugh out your sorrow
1.i wonder what nepa will tell God on the judgement day,simple instructions let there be light you can't obey.... mtchewwwwwww ππ
2.when I finally graduate with my PhD...... not even my future husband is allowed to call me baby ....ππit will be Dr baby...πππ
3.the smell of some women weavon inside public transport is enough motivation to buy my own car!!!!.... π€π
I nearly died π΅π΅π
4.welcom to Nigeria, where female mosquito is not easy to kill by hands or insecticide π€£π
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5.we are fighting and you are holding my neck,do you want to kill me???π€§
6.fat girls are shy to hang their pants outside why??? because they know it look like a parachute....π€£πππ
7.i was shocked when I called my friend,Mtn was like .....our dearest customer,the person you are trying to call is owing us 500 naira airtime,so if he answers please help us to convince him to pay back the loan.......π
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πππI nearly collapsed!!!!
8.not all bad dreams are spiritual attack,my dear,sometimes you need to wash your pillowcase and bedsheets regularly ππ
9.what is stupidity????
stupidity is when you have headache and instead of buying paracetamol,you use the money to buy airtime and log into Facebook to post 'feeling headache "with 57 others ,just to get comment like "sorry dear,get well soon"... mtchewwww dear,your foolish and stupidness is beyond repair....... nonsense!!!π
10.you are trying to scroll without reacting is not good ohhhhh!!!!!!
may the phone of those who skip after reading without liking and commenting fall into a basin of water mtchewww !!!!ππ
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