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17/04/2025
06/04/2025

Achalugo, with all that beauty you can't quote John 3:16 🤦‍♀️ but when it’s time to twerk, you know all the waist-rolling styles 💃😂

03/04/2025

You said you don't want to have séx with him, but you are planning to sleep over?
Achalugo,I already know how this will end 🥱

HOW TO KNOW A NEAT LADY 📌Dear men, I'm sure One mistake you wouldn't want to make is to wife a lady with an extremely po...
03/04/2025

HOW TO KNOW A NEAT LADY 📌

Dear men, I'm sure One mistake you wouldn't want to make is to wife a lady with an extremely poor self hygiene.

So i will be teaching you how to easily identify a lady who can maintain a home.

But firstly, you as a man have to be neat. Yes! Be neat please.

You can't be smelling so unpleasantly from excessive sweat,

leaving your beards tartared like you just came out from prison,

Wearing one boxer for two days,

Leaving your clothes scattered and bedroom unkept,

Leaving used dishes unwashed,

Letting your mouth generate murdering odour,

Leaving your public hairs to outgrow as if you want to start up a hair factory

And expect me to teach you how to find a neat lady to marry, so that you will K|ll her with dirtiness abi?

Pls go and wash that boxers and shave asap.

Yes! Ayam talking to you Nnaemeka 🙄

Stop leaving your public hairs to outgrow. Maximum of Two weeks is enough to clear off those grasses, that's if you don't have fast hair growth.

But if you have fast hair growth, abeg dey shave every weekend. I take God beg you 🙏

The next time you will raise your hands up and i see anything dark under your arm, Na red oraimo cord i go whip you for back 😒

🚶😂😂😂

He came to propose to me, and d!ed in my hostelJareth came over to my hostel that evening. We ate, laughed, and talked a...
02/04/2025

He came to propose to me, and d!ed in my hostel

Jareth came over to my hostel that evening. We ate, laughed, and talked about everything—our future, our plans, the names of our unborn kids. It was perfect.

By nightfall, he yawned and stretched.

"Babe, I’ll be leaving soon. I just need to rest a little before heading home. Tomorrow’s a busy day at work."

"Okay,"

I smiled, kissing his forehead.

I let him sleep.

But at 9 PM, when I tried to wake him, he didn’t move.

"Jareth?"

I whispered, shaking him lightly.

Nothing.

"Babes? Ademi, Ayanfe mi?"

I shook him harder.

"Jareth, wake up!"

Still nothing.

I pushed, slapped, screamed—no response. His body was warm, but he wasn’t breathing.

Then, the real horror set in.

Jareth was dead.

My neighbors were gone for the night. It was as if they all planned to go to a party that night.

I was alone.

See me, see Kirikiri.

See court, see jail!

I grabbed his shoulders, shaking him with all my might.

"Jareth, please! Don’t do this to me!"

He didn’t even twitch.

I pounded his chest. I tried mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I did everything I had ever seen in a medical drama, but he just lay there, lifeless.

Then... his phone rang.

I looked at the screen.

His mum.

I froze.

Then another call—his elder sister. Then another—his younger brother.

As if they knew. They kept calling.

My heart pounded so hard it felt like it would explode.

What would I tell them?

I panicked.

I couldn’t call the police. No hospital would accept him without a proper explanation.

I am finished.

My stomach churned. I ran outside to throw up in the nearby gutter. I started coughing. I was disoriented.

Then, his friends started calling too.

I had to move him.

But how?

His body felt heavier than the weight of my sins.

I dragged him to the car, struggling to lift him inside.

The boot? No. That was too suspicious.

I sat him upright in the passenger seat and buckled him in.

Then, I started the engine.

As I drove out, the security greeted him.

"Bros don jonz. He like life. See as he sleep. Bros, we greet oh."

One of them laughed.

If only they knew.

I reached the big ditch. Students usually use it as a dumb site.

I turned off the car and sat there, crying for an hour.

"Jareth, please wake up. Please, baby. We had plans. Our dream house, our children... we were supposed to grow old together."

Nothing. I caught myself talking alone. I was beginning to run mad!

His lifeless body just sat there, unmoving.

I wiped my tears. I had no choice.

I opened the car door, went to his side, and pulled his body toward the ditch.

Then—something small rolled out of his pocket.

A small box.

I bent down and picked it up with trembling hands.

An engagement ring.

I stopped breathing.

He came to propose to me.

That realization shattered my soul.

I staggered back, the air suddenly too thick to inhale.

My entire body shook.

I couldn't do it. I lay on the floor with him, begging him to just wake for some minutes, and propose to me.

No.

I had to go back. I had to tell his family the truth. Whatever happens next, I will be ready.

I wiped my eyes, summoned all my strength, and struggled to lift him back into the car.

I was almost at my hostel gate when the police stopped me.

They checked and tried to wake him but he didn't.

"I don't know why a fine girl like you would be dating a drunkard like this."

I was nearly ruining mad. How the police didn't notice was beyond my understanding.

When I got home, my door was open.

I knew I locked it.

Something moved inside. I saw a sharp shadow running in my house.

My heart should have skipped a beat. But it didn’t. Because I was already dead inside.

Jareth was gone.

Whoever was inside could kill me if they wanted.

I grabbed a wooden plank near the door and stormed in.

And then—

UPROAR.

"SURPRISE!!!"

My legs buckled. I blinked, confused.

In front of me stood Jareth’s mum, my mum, my brother, his siblings, his friends— even my neighbours

All smiling.

My friends, Helen, Lydia and Johana all opened their wide teeth and held balloons.

Then— music started playing.

A saxophonist emerged from my room, holding a small banner that read:

"Turn around."

I slowly turned.

And there he was Jareth.

Alive. Smiling. Holding the same ring I had seen by the ditch.

"Babe,"

He grinned.

"You always say nothing scares you. So, I decided to put that to the test. I love you. Please....."

I didn't bother to wait to hear the last sentence before I collapsed.

I woke up to laughter and claps.

Jareth sat beside me, holding my hand.

"So... will you marry me?"

He whispered.

With no strength left to scream or faint again, I nodded.

"Yes."

I will forever love him.

But first...

I need to kill him.

The End.

Amusan Tolulope Writes


THE MATHEMATICS OF LIFELife is full of Mathematics. I find this to be Very interesting and meaningful message  to share....
31/03/2025

THE MATHEMATICS OF LIFE

Life is full of Mathematics. I find this to be Very interesting and meaningful message to share.

A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26.

THEN,

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
= 98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

L+O+V+E
12+15+22+5
= 54%

L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11
= 47%

None of them makes 100%.

Then what makes 100%?

Is it Money?
NO!

M+O+N+E+Y
13+15+14+5+25
= 72%

E+D+U+C+A+T+I+O+N
5+4+21+3+1+20+9+15+14
= 92%

Leadership?
NO!

L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16
= 97%

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our

ATTITUDE...

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful.

This LIFE mathematics is AMAZING

Let's change our Attitude of doing things in life ✌️😊





SOME MISTAKES LADIES MAKE 1. STOP GIVING YOUR NUMBER OUT TO EVERY Dìçk & Harry! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CHÉÀP!👇👇👇👇👇👇No man wou...
23/01/2025

SOME MISTAKES LADIES MAKE
1. STOP GIVING YOUR NUMBER OUT TO EVERY Dìçk & Harry! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CHÉÀP!👇👇👇👇👇👇No man would want to propose marriage to a lady whose phone is always talking and laughing with unserious calls. You may not be a playgirl, but he would judge you as one, and will likely flee at the slightest chance!

2. Excessive makeup turns most decent and serious-minded men off- if you have observed, you will discover that most men dislike excessive makeup!

A slight makeup is okay; try always to look simple and natural, it will attract better, decent and serious-minded men,­­­­ except you are still living in your high school life and not thinking towards marriage.*

*3. Don't Give Everything Out During Dating- As a single lady who has not been taken to the altar, you need to reserve some things for your husband to be, especially your body, respect it and preserve it at all cost.*

*In the past, men rushed to marry to get certain things or privileges they had been constantly denied while being single. Such privileges include: s*x and companionship, good food and tidied home, etc.*

*But today, a single man gets even the best and of course more of constant s*x, good food and excellent home- keeping more than his married counterparts, so tell me how the hell you want him to desire to marry you when you have given him virtually everything he desires from a wife while being his girlfriend? so why would he not want you to remain his girlfriend for life?*

4. You Package Yourself Wrongly- in your attempt to look s*xy, adorable and maybe appealing to guys, you have derailed from appealing to appalling.

In fact you look more whorish than modest; more distractive than attractive, and more disgusting than adorable. Your dressing style determines who gets attracted to you most times. If you dress high school, only high school-thinking­­­­­ guys will be attracted to you, and if you dress seductive and provocative, only randy men will come to you for urgent satisfaction of their immediate s*x urge, so don’t be fooled by media hyping of certain kinds of dressing, they are meant for certain set of ladies you wouldn't like to be associated with, be careful. Remember, not all clothes are good for you!.

5. Many African ladies now dislike cooking and home chores just because they had been totally brainwashed by movies showcasing men playing the role of women in a family, and due to excessive exposure to modern media that promotes gender-equality­­­­­ in a destructive way that’s aimed at destroying the unique African family setting that made our previous African marriages everlasting and envious to the westerns.
Learn to cook good food apart from indomie noodle, your husband is not a baby! It is a shame to you when your husband still visit various restaurants after your wedding!.
Ladies May the Lord give you more understanding.

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