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12/09/2025

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09/09/2025

Nobody will distract you if you don't allow it.

04/09/2025

Story 4
PART 1 – “THE GET-RICH-QUICK GUY”😂😂

Scene:

Mike: (excited) Bro, I’m telling you, by this time next month I’ll be a billionaire!
Tony: (raises eyebrow) Billionaire? What happened to the millionaire plan from last week?
Mike: Forget millionaire, that’s for lazy people. I just found this new app. If I invest $50, I’ll make $5,000 overnight!
Tony: (laughs) Mike, last time you said the same thing, you ended up investing in a “magic beans” farm.
Mike: That wasn’t a scam! The beans just refused to grow…

(Everyone in the barber shop bursts into laughter.)

Tony: Listen bro, chasing quick money is like trying to cut your hair with a spoon. It just doesn’t work.
Mike: (defensive) But who wants to waste years working? I want Lamborghini speed, not bicycle hustle!
Tony: True, but even Lamborghini was built piece by piece. You want to jump to the top floor, but you refuse to use the stairs.

(Mike thinks about it, but still looks doubtful. Scene ends with Mike scrolling his phone looking for the “next big thing.”)

02/09/2025

Story 3.
AT THE BABER SHOP 😂

Customer: “Can you make me look like Drake?”
Barber: confident grin “Say less.”
20 minutes later…
Customer: looking in the mirror horrified “Bro, I look like a rejected extra from Degrassi.”
Barber: “Listen man, I said I’d make you look like Drake. I didn’t say which Drake.”
Customer: “So who am I right now?!”
Barber: points at mirror proudly “Drake Bell.”
Customer: throws cape off dramatically “Nah bro, I came in for ‘God’s Plan,’ not Nickelodeon reruns.”

01/09/2025

Story 2 – The Wrong Uber

Me: (gets into Uber) “Hey man, thanks for picking me up.”
Driver: “No problem bro, where we headed?”
Me: “To Walmart. Need to grab some milk.”
Driver: “Cool.”
(15 minutes later… we pass a graveyard)
Me: “Uh… this isn’t the way to Walmart.”
Driver: “Walmart? Bro, I thought you said afterlife.”
Me: “…AFTERLIFE??”
Driver: “Yeah man, I’m here to pick up Michael.”
Me: “…my name’s not Michael.”
Driver: “…”
Me: “…”
(we both sit in silence as he drops me off at Walmart anyway)

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28/08/2025

I bet you'll enjoy this story 😂😂👌
Story 1 – THE JOB INTERVIEW

Me: (walks into interview) “Good morning sir.”
Interviewer: “Have a seat. Tell me about yourself.”
Me: “Well… my name’s Marcus. I’m hardworking, dedicated, and I never leave a task unfinished—”
Interviewer: “Impressive. What are your weaknesses?”
Me: “Well… sometimes I—wait… hold on.”
Interviewer: (confused) “What’s wrong?”
Me: “I never leave a task unfinished.”
Interviewer: “Okay, so?”
Me: “So I’m about to finish this donut I brought in my pocket.”
(pulls out crushed donut and eats it)
Interviewer: “…you’re hired.” 🤝😎

28/08/2025

With Walker Justice – I'm on a streak!