28/08/2025
๐ HOTTEST JOKES ๐
1. WOMEN AND D*CK ๐
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A lady went to a Doctor and complained that her husband's p*nis is too long. She said, "Whenever he inserts it in my p***y ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ it's so long that it touches my heart".
The Doctor replied, "Okay, bring him, I'll operate it and make it smaller."
The lady shouted; "Nooooooh ๐ณ for what? Just shift my heart up a little....."
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2. Sometimes I just sit down quietly and wonder why broke ladies hate broke guys, I thought they're supposed to be soul mates๐ค๐
3. If I don't cum...My stomach will pain me..Guys...this yeye lie must stop dis year....๐๐๐ถ ok?
4. My ex gf Asked me and said "baby can you slap me because of 3million dollars, I stare at her and said no, infact just for a biggy apple juice, idiot!!! ! She has been crying here oooo๐ข๐ข๐ข Kemzy wise concept
5. Stop calling gold a rice, sorry rice is gold in Nigeria now..... .... . ๐๐
What is salt for ๐
6. My church pastor intentionally sprinkled the HOLY WATER on us Today in the church , come see how makeups were messed up
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7. If You like Write S*X As S*X You will Still Go To Hell Fire. โจโจ
You can't confuse God ๐คฃ
8. Have you ever been so broke that you start thinking of things like. "If only I didn't use that 5k back in 2019" ๐คท๐คท
9. While your mother is praying that you should have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's house on cross over night shouting ''ohh yes baby kill me''... ๐๐๐๐๐Weldone oooo!
10. Every girl you date, you ask her this question: โBabe are you a virgin?โ My brother, do you have a company that repairs virginity?๐๐๐ถ๐ถ
11. On judgment day, I will just hold Nigeria๐ณ๐ฌ flag so that God will know that I've passed through hell before ๐๐
I cannot face hell twice ๐
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