28/08/2025
😂 HOTTEST JOKES 😂
1. WOMEN AND D*CK 🍆
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A lady went to a Doctor and complained that her husband's p*nis is too long. She said, "Whenever he inserts it in my p***y 👉🏾👌🏾🍆🍑 it's so long that it touches my heart".
The Doctor replied, "Okay, bring him, I'll operate it and make it smaller."
The lady shouted; "Nooooooh 😳 for what? Just shift my heart up a little....."
😂😂💦
2. Sometimes I just sit down quietly and wonder why broke ladies hate broke guys, I thought they're supposed to be soul mates🤔😂
3. If I don't cum...My stomach will pain me..Guys...this yeye lie must stop dis year....🙄🙄🚶 ok?
4. My ex gf Asked me and said "baby can you slap me because of 3million dollars, I stare at her and said no, infact just for a biggy apple juice, idiot!!! ! She has been crying here oooo😢😢😢 Kemzy wise concept
5. Stop calling gold a rice, sorry rice is gold in Nigeria now..... .... . 😈😈
What is salt for 😜
6. My church pastor intentionally sprinkled the HOLY WATER on us Today in the church , come see how makeups were messed up
😂😂😂
7. If You like Write S*X As S*X You will Still Go To Hell Fire. ♨♨
You can't confuse God 🤣
8. Have you ever been so broke that you start thinking of things like. "If only I didn't use that 5k back in 2019" 🤷🤷
9. While your mother is praying that you should have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's house on cross over night shouting ''ohh yes baby kill me''... 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃Weldone oooo!
10. Every girl you date, you ask her this question: “Babe are you a virgin?” My brother, do you have a company that repairs virginity?😂😂🚶🚶
11. On judgment day, I will just hold Nigeria🇳🇬 flag so that God will know that I've passed through hell before 😂😂
I cannot face hell twice 😋
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