11/10/2023
😁Laugh jhoor😁
1. *When you want to charge your phone in a football viewing centre and you mistakënly unplug the DSTV cable during penälty shoot out...*🙆
*That is the moment you will remember your mum used to tell you that your phone will kïll you one day!* 😂
2. Please çall your girlfriënds & sisters now to know where they are. Somebody is in my neighbour’s roöm shøuting “destrøy me, usëless me, finïsh me, kïll me* 🥹
I know why I’m saying it oo. 😂
3. Dear English, it is not that I agree with the spelling of Iron, knifë, choir & psychology. It is just that I want peace to reign ☺️😂
4. How some girls do introduce their Ügly boyfriënds: “Don’t look at him like that oo, he get møney” 🥹😂
5. I visited a friënd’s çhurch yësterday and the Pastor saïd do sømething çrazy for God‚ I wënt øutside and øff the çhurch generatør... Shey na bäd I do ? 😒🤷😂
6. Dëar fät ladïes‚ ✍️
Don’t get sçared to gët on tøp of him; 🥴 if he diës‚ he dië... Aftër all‚ sømething must kïll a män 😂
If you knøw‚ you know 😜
7. 🤗 I älways äct matüred in the çhurch in the çhurch‚ but deëp ïnside my hëart‚ I also neëd thosë biscuits they gavë to çhildren 😀😂
8. Somë pëople are jüst so heartlëss... How çan you be usïng someonë stretçh märks to explaïn Erosiøn... Is nøt good oo 😕😂
9. Anything wey get “green” no dey good, just take a look at Nigeria and Glo
even under green grass sef, snake dey dey there 🤣😁🤣
10. Chaii, nah rich people dey commit suicïde now oo
I price sniper today , nah #1300
😩😂😂
11. Person wey I tell all my seçret, don get work for radio station
my heart just dey do ‘gulum gulum’ since morning
🙆😂
12. Cutie🥰 i know your smile😁 is beautiful and priceless dat why i try to put a smile on your face.cutie appreciate my effort please😁
Let all do well by reacting to this post and following the profile below. May GOD bless🙏🏻 the hand🖐🏻 that follow me.
👉🏻 Kida kodize
