06/02/2026
If you don't want your family members to visit you in PR!SON in 2026, take note of the following and act accordingly!
1. If you own a car, avoid giving strangers a lift.
❌ One day dem fit kpai inside your car and you go explain tire.
2. If your neighbour is sĩck, don't give them medicine or recommend drugs.
❌ If anything happens, court go ask who licensed you to give medical advice.
3. Stop giving visitors food. Offer sealed drinks instead.
❌ Even on Christmas day, start the No Food Policy. If someone gets po!soned elsewhere and eats at your house, you go explain tire.
4. As a man, avoid døggy with any woman who isn't your wife. ❌ It can be medically stressful and, depending on pressure, things fit go left.
Court no dey hear "we were just enjoying."
5. When you're ãngry, avoid pushing, hitting, or any physical contact.
❌ Some people are wa|king cørpses—small push and problem don land. You go explain tire.
6. Before asking your girlfriend to sleep over, check her BP and have a First Aid kit.
❌ lf she cøllapses during the "do," wahala be that.
7. Before dating or getting intĩmate with any lady, ask for her Birth Certificate.
❌ Otherwise, you go explain tire for court.
8. As a lady, if a man sends you money to show up, please show up —or refund it.
❌ E get why.
9. "Oga, my pikin no dey hear word, abeg help me fløg am." please don't try it.
❌ Let parents bẽãt their own children themselves.
10. Avoid buying second-hand or fairly-used items that are trackable. E get why
11. Avoid thrẽatẽning people, even as a joke.
❌ That small thrẽãt fit actually happen—and you'll answer for it.
Ignørance of the law is NO excuse! ❤️