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07/02/2026

A boy reportedly slept with a dog in Akwa-ibom.

07/02/2026

FCT minister Nyesom Wike lays curse on those supporting betrayals
...Says, "betrayal shall be your portion'

Me: AMEN

If you don't want your family members to visit you in PR!SON in 2026, take note of the following and act accordingly!1. ...
06/02/2026

If you don't want your family members to visit you in PR!SON in 2026, take note of the following and act accordingly!

1. If you own a car, avoid giving strangers a lift.
❌ One day dem fit kpai inside your car and you go explain tire.

2. If your neighbour is sĩck, don't give them medicine or recommend drugs.
❌ If anything happens, court go ask who licensed you to give medical advice.

3. Stop giving visitors food. Offer sealed drinks instead.
❌ Even on Christmas day, start the No Food Policy. If someone gets po!soned elsewhere and eats at your house, you go explain tire.

4. As a man, avoid døggy with any woman who isn't your wife. ❌ It can be medically stressful and, depending on pressure, things fit go left.
Court no dey hear "we were just enjoying."

5. When you're ãngry, avoid pushing, hitting, or any physical contact.
❌ Some people are wa|king cørpses—small push and problem don land. You go explain tire.

6. Before asking your girlfriend to sleep over, check her BP and have a First Aid kit.
❌ lf she cøllapses during the "do," wahala be that.

7. Before dating or getting intĩmate with any lady, ask for her Birth Certificate.
❌ Otherwise, you go explain tire for court.

8. As a lady, if a man sends you money to show up, please show up —or refund it.
❌ E get why.

9. "Oga, my pikin no dey hear word, abeg help me fløg am." please don't try it.
❌ Let parents bẽãt their own children themselves.

10. Avoid buying second-hand or fairly-used items that are trackable. E get why

11. Avoid thrẽatẽning people, even as a joke.
❌ That small thrẽãt fit actually happen—and you'll answer for it.

Ignørance of the law is NO excuse! ❤️

05/02/2026

Breaking: INEC Confirms Recognition of Nyesom Wike’s PDP Camp

26/01/2026

Between Wike and Fubara, there is one person who is not telling his supporters the truth. That person is Governor Sim Fubara.

Breaking News!Nyesom Wike's candidate Mrs. Bulabari Henrietta Loolo has been declared winner of the APC Primary by-elect...
26/01/2026

Breaking News!

Nyesom Wike's candidate Mrs. Bulabari Henrietta Loolo has been declared winner of the APC Primary by-election for Khana Constituency ii.

Mrs. Loolo is the wife of the Late Rivers State House of Assembly member Dinebari Loolo, who died in office after being elected into the 10 Assembly.

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26/01/2026

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Breaking News In a landmark ruling that has stunned the nation, the Abia State High Court has sentenced former Governor ...
30/09/2025

Breaking News
In a landmark ruling that has stunned the nation, the Abia State High Court has sentenced former Governor Okezie Ikpeazu to death by hanging after investigators traced ₦1 trillion to his secret foreign account in Australia.

The money, according to court documents, was originally earmarked for the ambitious Abia International Airport project and a light rail system that promised to change the face of the state. Instead, prosecutors revealed it was siphoned off and hidden abroad.

Delivering the verdict, Justice Chukwuemeka Nwogu said:

“The evidence before this court is overwhelming. This was not just theft — it was the betrayal of millions of Abians who were denied progress and hope. Such crimes against humanity must carry the highest penalty.”

He added:

“With ₦1 trillion, Abia could have had two airports, a modern rail line, and stable electricity. Instead, the state was left in decay. This sentence is not just punishment, but a message that no one is above the law.”

The courtroom fell silent as the sentence was pronounced, with gasps breaking out among observers. Outside the court, reactions were divided — some residents celebrated the judgment as “historic justice,” while others said they were shocked by both the scale of the corruption and the severity of the ruling.

Security agencies confirmed that Ikpeazu has been placed under heavy guard as arrangements for the ex*****on move forward. Efforts are also underway to repatriate the stolen funds.

Someone should please interpret this prescription for me.. I don't understand what the nurse is trying to say🤣🤣🤣🤣
25/09/2025

Someone should please interpret this prescription for me.. I don't understand what the nurse is trying to say🤣🤣🤣🤣

25/09/2025

Happy marriage life my people.

25/09/2025

Your Governor is back to is right senses.

Congratulations to the people of Rivers State.

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