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02/02/2025
Love ๐Ÿ˜˜ yourself first,Because that's who u will spend the rest of your life ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜˜ with๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ™ ใ‚š
05/09/2024

Love ๐Ÿ˜˜ yourself first,
Because that's who u will spend the rest of your life ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜˜ with๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ™

ใ‚š

05/09/2024

This question is for all the boy ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
ใ‚š

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Hilฤrious jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜†1. Brรผsh your teeth before going out for a dรฅte with someones daughter, you no listen, Now Emeka don ...
26/08/2024

Hilฤrious jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜†

1. Brรผsh your teeth before going out for a dรฅte with someones daughter, you no listen, Now Emeka don caลซse Jenifer to vรธmit inside hotel.๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€
Is Sฤtฤn not wรฏรงkรฉd?๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜†

2. A girl go wear pฤd, wear pฤnt, wear tight, wear jean, and still cross leg.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜€
How air go take enter the C P U?

3. When a girl stops singing while bathing, just know that she's washing her Iscabba Iscalab๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚!

4. My neighbors wife is bathing and singing "Come and see what the lord has done 4 me"๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
My mind is telling me to go and see!๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚
I think I should go๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚

5. If your inlaws dances too much on your wedding day, Bros just know it, you mฤrried their family trรธรบble maker๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„

6. I don't know what is wrรธng with me, any time a girl calls me baby, I always send her airtime!๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚

7 . When you smรธke, you get HIGH

When you study, you get EDUCATED

When you smรธke and study, you get HIGHLY EDUCATED๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€.
Wisdom!

8. I ate I fish I saw in our table, now my mom is telling me to check under the table if the rat that ate the fish is dยฃรขd๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€

9. Ladies why doing Shakara with ordinary 2 brรซฤst?
Dรธg that has eight nko?๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚

10. So one day, I will stand at the alter, and a lot of people will be looking at me putting ring on someone's finger๐Ÿ˜‚.
Me that don't have sense!
I will start laughing and run away๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜€

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U go miss all the party's rice and chicken ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃNatNate TalalNate Tala
14/08/2024

U go miss all the party's rice and chicken ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
NatNate TalalNate Tala

14/08/2024

Hilฤrious jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜†

1. Brรผsh your teeth before going out for a dรฅte with someones daughter, you no listen, Now Emeka don caลซse Jenifer to vรธmit inside hotel.๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€
Is Sฤtฤn not wรฏรงkรฉd?๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜†

2. A girl go wear pฤd, wear pฤnt, wear tight, wear jean, and still cross leg.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜€
How air go take enter the C P U?

3. When a girl stops singing while bathing, just know that she's washing her Iscabba Iscalab๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚!

4. My neighbors wife is bathing and singing "Come and see what the lord has done 4 me"๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
My mind is telling me to go and see!๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚
I think I should go๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚

5. If your inlaws dances too much on your wedding day, Bros just know it, you mฤrried their family trรธรบble maker๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„

6. I don't know what is wrรธng with me, any time a girl calls me baby, I always send her airtime!๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚

7 . When you smรธke, you get HIGH

When you study, you get EDUCATED

When you smรธke and study, you get HIGHLY EDUCATED๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€.
Wisdom!

8. I ate I fish I saw in our table, now my mom is telling me to check under the table if the rat that ate the fish is dยฃรขd๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€

9. Ladies why doing Shakara with ordinary 2 brรซฤst?
Dรธg that has eight nko?๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚

10. So one day, I will stand at the alter, and a lot of people will be looking at me putting ring on someone's finger๐Ÿ˜‚.
Me that don't have sense!
I will start laughing and run away๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜€

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A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began. -The client: is room 39...
13/08/2024

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why

A woman have s*x because she wants the man.A man have s*x because he wants s*x. You see the difference?S*x is a physical...
19/07/2024

A woman have s*x because she wants the man.

A man have s*x because he wants s*x.

You see the difference?

S*x is a physical thing to a man.

But for a woman, s*x is both physical and emotional.

A woman can have s*x because of love. But a man can have s*x because of s*x.

Before a woman can have s*x with you, she must have feelings for you. She must have that emotionally attachment to you.

That error dimension of love will be there.

Hardly will you find a woman having s*x with a man she does not love. Except if she's a pr******te.

But for a man, reverse can be the case. A man may have no iota of love for you, and still have s*x with you.

This is why a man can hire a pr******te just to have s*x. He doesn't need to love the pr******te before he fulfills his s*xual desire.

Now, understand this:

As a woman, a man can use you to feed his s*xual desires. He can even give you money. He can take you out. All because he wants s*x, not you!

If you want to know if a man truly loves you, don't give him s*x. Sit back and watch.

If he leaves you because you don't give him s*x, then he doesn't love you. He only loves s*x!

Dear young adult girl!

As you're growing up and getting closer to the journey of marriage life..please try to understand that you can choose a husband for yourself but your kids can't choose their own father.while choosing a father for them, please,choose a father,a friend,a tutor, and a prophet.

And don't forget to be good mother you can raise a hero and not a zero.
The Wedding veil is softest handcuff ever made, so think deep, choose your prison mate carefully and sentence yourself wisely, to avoid prison break.

Let those with ears hear ohhhhh .โœ๏ธ

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