25/02/2024
🥰 LAUGH WITH us🤭
1. Cancel a date with a Yorüba girl and you’ll hear something like “So you made me bath for nothing”...😳🙆♀️
Yeeé, who stöne me😒 Damilola abeg na play oo 🥲😂😂😂
2. Därk girls are so beautiful, I don’t mean Därk, I mean Därk like 6:30pm, not 11:30 midnight 🙄🤭😂😂
3. I’m done watching Nigerïan film, abeg how will ghöst be vomitïng 😳🥲😂😂
4. Nowadays if you guys are not careful, you’ll date the girls you’ve earlier datëd oo 🥲
Me: “Baby, you look familiar 😒
Girl: Yeah, you’ve datëd me in 2020, but I was därk then... 😳 Favour, you again!! Leave my life na 😩😂😂😂
5. Favour, please stöp posting old pictures...😒
If you’re no longer höt rest na... Every day “TB, TB”... You be tuberculösis? 🙄🤭😂😂
6. Catching flowers in a wedding doesn’t make you the next bride! My neighbour Favour has caught up to 15 flowers but she is still sīngle!🙄 She now has a garden sef... 🤭😂😂😂
7. None of my kids will call me daddy 😒
It’s “mommy’s boo”😋👨🦯🤭😂😂😂
8. Some ladies are very funny oo, 1Ok lipstick💄 for lips that cannöt pronounce “Ecclesiastes” 🙄😂😂😂
9. It’s not only fish & beans that gives you protein oo! When the ĀTM is counting möney, that “fruuu fruu” sound is balanced diet! 🤭😂😂😂
10. When a guy döesn’t love a girl anymore you will hear “baby, why do you step on my shadow? Do you want to injurë my spirit” 😒🙄😂😂
Feär men oo...🤭
11. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖
Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥
You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥
Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open My Profile and Add😥🙏