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17/06/2022
1~SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.2~COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes b...
11/06/2022

1~SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

2~COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

3~FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

4~NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

5~CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

6~MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

7~AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

8~FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

9~GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

10~CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

11~BLACK/AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You go to a church and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from Heaven. At last You die in extreme poverty.

_Which of the above is practiced in your country?🤷🏼‍♂️_

11/06/2022

11/06/2022
Hukumar INEC ta Kara Tsawaita Lokacin Cigaba da Yin Register katin Zabe Har Zuwa 31/08/2022 .

Tabbas Jagaban Bola Ahmad Tinubu ya kamata ya zama babbar izina ga sauran ƴan siyasar mu, musamman ƴan siyasar mu na Are...
08/06/2022

Tabbas Jagaban Bola Ahmad Tinubu ya kamata ya zama babbar izina ga sauran ƴan siyasar mu, musamman ƴan siyasar mu na Arewa, waɗanda sune s**a fi kowa rashin tunani. To kunga dai yadda ya gina mutane, kuma mutanen s**a yi masa rana.

Ƴan siyasar mu babban darasin da zaku ɗauka shine, da kun samu dama kuyi ƙoƙari ku gina mutanenku, kada kuyi masu baƙin ciki, tabbas wata rana za su tsaya muku a lokacin da baku taɓa tsammani ba.

Wallahi Bola Ahmad Tinubu ko da bai samu nasarar zama ɗan takara ba, tabbas ya nunawa duniya cewa shi cikakken ɗan siyasa ne, wanda yake da cikakkiyar structure ta siyasa.

Allah (S.W.T) Ya ba ƴan siyasar mu ikon fahimtar abinda shine dai-dai. Amin

06/06/2022

Atiku Abubakar Said National Security will be a key policy thrust of my administration. This is because a secured country is critical to the success of every sector of our nation. To take us to where we ought to be security-wise,

03/06/2022

What a wonderful magic politics is ... it can recognize the truth and still override it, providing you can get a consensus among the people who matter.

02/06/2022

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