19/08/2025
When you Oütsmart the Abroad King 😂
A few years ago, I travelled home for Christmas for a friend's wedding at Awka Etiti.
Her man lives abroad.
I was one of the Asoebi's so on the wedding day I asked one of my cousin's to go with me so we both tagged along to the wedding.
During the reception there were a lot of doings, friends of the groom spraying dollars 💵 💰 everywhere with a touch of Dorime.
After the wedding that day, the abroad men in suits started matchmaking with the Asoebi girls with the intention to spend the night with them.
So Emeka approached me and requested for my number and then asked that I spend the night with him with a lot of promises, I told him I couldn't because I didn't inform my Dad about sleep over at the wedding.
After much persuasion from him, I released my number to him and I left with my cousin back to my village.
When I arrived home late that night, Emeka called me on the phone to know how it went, we talked for a few minutes and then ended the call.
He never called again until I returned to Lagos and I didn't call him either.
After a few weeks, Emeka contacted me again saying he was back in Lagos before returning to the US. I was excited because I had never met someone from abroad before.
He started saying nice things to me, about how he couldn't resist me, he was begging to see me before returning to the state proposing to have a serious relationship with me.
After much brainwashing from him, I agreed and we made plans to meet.
Then he said I was going to sleep over when I visit him. mind you, after the wedding night Emeka never called me again, he never reached out to me all the while he was at the East until he returned to Lagos and was about to travel back to the US.
So we both talked, I told him I won't be able to sleep over because of my work then but he kept on pushing until I accepted but with the agreement that, it was going to be on a weekend after I close from my work on Friday evening, then I would come spend the weekend with him until Monday morning so then I could go to work from his place on Monday morning, deal was sealed and he was extremely excited.
Afterwards, the care from Emeka became intense he started checking up on me more often.
I still remember what he calls me then NWAOMA "beautiful baby" 😍
Come friday, the appointment day, Emeka had called me more than 5 times before 6pm checking up on me at work, NWAOMA hope everything is going well? When am I closing? Have i eaten? And all that.
As soon as i closed from work, i arrived home and alerted him I just arrived home and was taking my bath to start coming over to his place.
We agreed to meet at his friend's house at Ajao Estate close to the airport.
Meanwhile, my elder sister prepared spicy Jollof rice, I had already told her about Emeka incase so I took my bath and enjoyed my food first.
A few moments later, Emeka started calling to know if I had already started coming, we kept communicating, with him giving me directions because I didn't know the place.
You know Lagos traffic naaa, one hour later I was supposed to have arrived so Emeka called again and I told him I was at the last bus stop where he asked me to alight.
I told him to come pick me from the bus stop as I couldn't find my way to the estate, he suggested I take a ride to his house but I said no he should come to the bus stop.
Emeka left home with okada or whatever to the bus stop to come pick me, a few minutes later he called again asking which side of the bus stop I was standing, I told him to look the other way, I kept describing where I was but he couldn't locate me, he started asking which colour of dress I was wearing I told him a red dress
He moved further and asked again which spot precisely are you because, he was at the bus stop and couldn't see me and I said to him again look left you will see me, he would look left and not see me and I said to him look the other way you will see me🙄 he then said are you sure of where you are? because even your background is quiet while the bus stop here is so busy hope you are not lost?
Lost keee! I told him I was standing at the bus stop and I asked him to describe what he was wearing and he did, we continued that way until he started suspecting something and it dawned on Emeka that I was at home, in my house chilling ☹️
And he said, so you were messing with me all the while? Thünder faya you there, you are an idiøt, a stvpid gïrl, a mødaf**ker Emeka lost his American accent instantly 😂
I and my elder Sister were busy laughing at the background while Emeka was bøiling in ãnger😫
I could feel his paiin, after the bragging to his friends and they were even whining me, calling me our wife whenever he calls on the phone during the week and all the preparations to enjoy the weekend 😫🤪😂
Emeka couldn't hold the paiin so he bløcked me because he ended the call after abüsing me but I decided to return all the curses back to him via text message 😂😂.
Do you think I was meaan to Emeka???
Emeka wanted to chop me before returning to the State.
After chopping the girls at the village, he moved to Lagos and then remembered me, he wanted to use me to round off before flying back to his base. 😳😂
I think I was Childish but I don't regret it, at least I wasn't used 😂
