The paperwork has been filed, the lawyers are on retainer, and the catchy name trademarked* --- Cook St. Productions is open for business! Most 'maps' of Denver show Cook St. as an inconsequential neighborhood, just south of beautiful, coyote-infested City Park. But using alternative methods of investigation, thermal satellite imagery shows Cook St. to be a mystifying aberration --- a growing, red
splotch atop an otherwise green-and-yellow radar. Meteorologists have attributed these high, localized temperatures to an abnormal density of intense b***r heat. We tend to agree, though we don't see why an expert in meteors is qualified to weigh in, nor why they need be so crass with their findings. To clean it up for the kids out there, it is as if all the (creative) blood has rushed through Denver's shaft and its vein-y outskirts to a throbbing tip of artistic fo****in, which... you guessed it, makes this very page our first, slippery nut. A couple of directionless, twenty-something bachelors that needed a centralized outlet for the results of their collective despair. We hope you enjoy!
-- Cook St. Productions
*none of these things are true
