LUC News

26/11/2018

Today, students were appalled that the soils lecture, listed in the syllabus as “Soils,” was actually entirely about soils. “This is complete bullsh*t,” one student commented. “How dare they make us learn more about science in a science-based course? That wasn’t included in the syllabus,” they continued, pointing to the syllabus where it clearly stated this.

Data from plenary-timed memes shows that the Class of 2021 are taken aback to realize that maybe they are learning something new in university, despite these co...

26/11/2018

The two hour announcement this morning in our very own auditorium let to some probing questions: Is soil a social construct? Why do we even bother with dirt? Why, in fact, do sand be like that sometimes?

The scientific community has reached a consensus: everything, yes, everything is indeed soil. After contemplating for approximately two hours and ten extra minu...

20/11/2018

A spokesperson for DUWO told LUC News: “Since taking over the Anna Van Buerenplein building fully from SEA Housing over Summer, DUWO has strived to provide the best living experience for its tenants. Part of this program is checking in to see what common problems are affecting students, but it seems that the number one problem is a toilet paper shortage, and we’re not really sure what we can do about that.”

     The housing company DUWO has been confused by the seemingly never ending problem of toilet paper shortage at LUC. A spokesperson for DUWO told LUC News: “S...

16/11/2018

"Will there be more online engagement from other professors? Does this mean the Bicha/Detland* online feuds are returning? Does this mean we all have a will to live again?

Our investigative reporters have yet to reach any conclusions, but until then, we're just proud that an IGD boy managed to get laid, hopefully taking North to heart and maximizing his assets in order to ensure that both parties have power."

BREAKING: 16 short hours ago, one professor managed to make the entirety of LUC lose its sh*t.  LUC's own Confession Bear, a strong institution within our commu...

11/11/2018

New party theme "Literally Just An O**y," says USL. To promote, they have introduced an upcoming raffle with the grand prize being a customized stomach pump. Want to enter? Tag a friend below for your chance to win!

DEN HAAG, NL- USL reveals upcoming party: “Literally Just An O**y” at PIP this upcoming week. The Underground Student Life committee has announced the theme for...

08/11/2018

"The barstaff on shift commented that it’s usual to see some alums like this, saying that 'they consist of 95% of the pitcher purchases at Coasters. As long as they’re happy, I’m happy.' It is believed that the Coasters Board chair nodded in agreement behind the barstaff, but it was a little hard to see behind their wall of Greyhound cocktails."

The same alum was found at Coaster’s multiple times this month “just hanging out” with new students. After two weeks of events, pub quiz, parties, and typical T...

07/11/2018

A shocking new report has revealed that students of Leiden University College The Hague are 6% poorer compared to previous years. Whilst expenses vary from stud...

07/11/2018

And we're back!

Surprise! LUC News is happy to announce it has recovered from a 2-year coma, which we slipped into in December of 2016. We’re sure that everyone was very concer...

01/12/2016

Can't let go? Nor can we...

1. You are still in all the LUC Facebook groups You always have at least one notification on Facebook: LUC Central, AvB Housing, LUC GED, LUC Bring-Back-AkBar, ...

31/08/2016

"The name change of a bar located on the premises of the Anna van Buerenplein building in the coastal town of The Hague has sparked serious uproar."

Click below to read the first guest post of the new year!

The name change of a bar located on the premises of the Anna van Buerenplein building in the coastal town of The Hague has sparked serious uproar. The new name,...

24/08/2016

"In a surprising turn of events, Leiden University has elected to supplement their introduction programme with yet another Introduction Week for its students in The Hague."

In a surprising turn of events, Leiden University has elected to supplement their introduction programme with yet another Introduction Week for its students in ...

04/06/2016

Have you been receiving tons of "For Sale" notifications recently? Would you like to know the science behind them? Then you're in luck!

  If you haven’t noticed the recent onslaught of Facebook notifications in “For Sale” sites, you must be living under a rock ― or currently sitting on a remote ...