23/04/2017
THE LAST OF THE MUNOTH 2017 GOSSIP IS HERE
PART TWO
SC: The French Delegation asked for a minute of silence due to the election today. Dat confidence...
SC: The male delegate of Sweden is so hot, he looks like a young Brad Pitt x Abercrombie Model...
SC: The love-hate relationship between the delegates of Sweden and France...we all know where this usually comes from ;)
SC- Low key... who kidnapped cool USA?
SC-Did the USA delegate turn up too much yesterday to the point of no return?
SC- Motion for round of appluse for the cutest couple in the committee! USA and China! :D
SC- Italy(not the cool one) you are the reason why I drink to forget
SC- Is it me or the chair seems heart broken Kazakhstan isnt here?
SC- Is the delegate of the USA trying to sedduce the chair? AY ay AY muy caliiiiiiieeeeeenteeeeeeeee! :{D
NATO- The delegate of Germany keeps trying to honey pot me into signing her resolution
SC- Delegate of Kazachstan and USA were last seen at the pub crawl and aren't here? Suspicious....
sc- did they do what they did to the US in nato to the US in SC?
NATO's Norway could moderate my caucus ;))
SC- I actually wanted to get to know more the delegate of the US :(
SC- delegate of Sweeden wanna check out my igloo after drinks?
HRC: EVERYONE thinks UK should really take in more refugees
SC- to the delegate of Japan. Ahem* Gorrrrrrrziiillllllaaaaaa!!!!!!
Overseen in the SC - the dramatization of regular events just to create juicy gossip
HRC: loving the delegate of Kazakstan's resting bitch face
SC- Can we please have the US to do something embarrassing ?
SC- The ransom for the delegate of the US starts with China making tibet free
HRC: the chairs of HRC look like they should be celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, and seeing their struggles to continue tolerating their children's pointless caucusses.
HRC: the delegate of India seems to have a crush on the delegate of Greece in ECOSOC
SC- delegate of the US you're next of the hit list
HRC- South Africa, what have you done to Venezuela?
Arab League- To the delegate of Tunishia I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Arab league- delegate of Tunisia, Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
SC- Chair, Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
NATO- Germany, Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Arab League- Tunisia Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
Nato- Germany, Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
S.C I feel for the Delegate of Japan. His ear must hurt really bad, with the way his partner is always speaking into it
Arab League is so halal, there's no gossip
SC is the president 19? He looks at least 25
what do they do to them at Leiden MUN? Is it some kind of MUN concentration bootcamp where they take your humor away?
ECOSOC: if you see Switzerland coming, (model) UN trouble!
ECOSOC: Pakistan, for a third-world country, you sure are well-developed
Some countries in the Arab League continue showing extreme disrespect for established procedure
SC The chair looks tired, perhaps the female delegate from Sweden can energize him
HRC chairs: 'just send in the resolution draft already...'
ECOSOC - it's clear that as they trained together for the MUN, delegate of Greece and Pakistan act like Chip and Dale 👬🐿🐿
The delegation of Switzerland in the Eco soc committe has a the ultimate sense of fashion
HRC- the U.K's charm is definitely working on Russia
SC Sitting inbetween the female delegate of Sweden and the chair during the fun debate was highly uncomfortable - male delegate of Sweden
ECOSOC: China loves you
SC: The French Delegate is now the "Delegate of the most Glorious and Racist Traditionalist French Republic"
SC: Merkel as SecGen is vetoed by the DPRK, China and the newly founded "Republic of Eastern Ukraine"...
SC: Candidates for New Secretary General: Assad, Kim Jong Un, Putin, Trump, Le Pen and Merkel. The German Chancellor is in Good Company :D
Nothing interesting happened at all last night. Nothing.
ECOSOC - China deserved an award
