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19,FI moved into a share house with two women in their 40s… and they tried to get me kicked out.At first, everything was...
23/04/2026

19,F
I moved into a share house with two women in their 40s… and they tried to get me kicked out.
At first, everything was fine.
Then suddenly, they started complaining to the landlord about me.
Saying I was messy.
That I never cleaned.
That I was leaving the place disgusting.
Which made NO sense… because I was actually trying really hard to keep everything spotless.
But it didn’t matter.
The complaints got so bad, my landlord started doing weekly inspections.
Every single time?
Nothing was wrong.
Still… they kept reporting me.
So finally I said,
“Can you ask them for proof? Like photos?”
And my landlord actually did.
A few days later, they called me… and said,
“Yeah… we’ve seen the photos. This is just… nothing.”
Turns out the “mess” was like… one dish in the sink.
A crumb on the bench.
After that?
No more complaints.
No more inspections.
Because the second they had to prove it…
They couldn’t.

23/04/2026

I didn’t want to become a “lock the fridge” person… but here we are 😭🍽️

She said she hated drama… but she was quietly sitting there stirring the pot 😬
23/04/2026

She said she hated drama… but she was quietly sitting there stirring the pot 😬

22/04/2026

My honeymoon in Fiji turned into the moment I found out my marriage was a lie.

34, MThere’s this one coworker I swear was put on this earth specifically to test my patience.Every single time he sees ...
22/04/2026

34, M
There’s this one coworker I swear was put on this earth specifically to test my patience.
Every single time he sees me, without fail, it’s the same question:
“So… how did you lose your finger?”
Not “how’s your day,” not “what’s for lunch,” not even a normal greeting. Straight into it. Like my missing finger is a fun little office icebreaker he’s personally responsible for keeping alive.
At first I answered him properly. The real story. Once. Maybe twice. Fine.
But then it became daily entertainment for him. Different tone every time too. Sometimes curious. Sometimes weirdly excited. Like he was hoping for a plot twist.
And I don’t know what switched in my brain, but one day I just thought: no. I’m done. I cannot keep donating emotional labour to Finger Origin Story Hour.
So I started improvising.
Next time he asked, I said it was a table saw accident.
He nodded like he was filing it away in his mental database.
The day after that I told someone else it was a car door incident.
Then a kitchen mandoline situation.
Then something about a rogue camping axe and “poor judgment under pressure.”
And honestly? It started off kind of funny. Like my own personal sitcom.
But I made one crucial mistake.
I forgot that workplaces are basically gossip machines with coffee machines attached.
Because within a week, people started comparing notes.
And suddenly I’ve got three different coworkers asking me, very slowly and very seriously:
“So… did you lose it in a woodworking accident… or was it the car door thing… or the axe situation?”
And I just stood there realising I had accidentally created a conspiracy theory about my own hand.
Now I can’t fix it.
Because if I pick one version, I’m lying to everyone else.
And if I tell the truth, I have to admit I turned my own injury into a multi-genre storytelling franchise because I was annoyed at Dave from accounting.
So now I just live here.
A man of mystery.
Or depending who you ask… a man who may or may not have been attacked by a shark in a landlocked suburb.

Some people really risk it all for a day off 😭
22/04/2026

Some people really risk it all for a day off 😭

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21/04/2026

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21/04/2026

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18/04/2026

She still thinks about what she did that day in the grocery store… and she’s never been back since.

39,FOkay… I need to confess something I should not be proud of.My neighbour reported me to the HOA over trash cans being...
18/04/2026

39,F
Okay… I need to confess something I should not be proud of.
My neighbour reported me to the HOA over trash cans being out on the wrong day.
So I decided… if I’m getting punished for trash cans, I might as well commit to the bit.
Every night at 3am, I’d sneak outside and move his bins.
Not like far. Just a few inches. Just enough to be annoying but not provable.
At first, nothing. Then he started adjusting them every morning like it was some kind of ritual.
Then I guess it escalated, because now he’s out there measuring distances like a scientist having a breakdown.
I heard he even asked someone to bless the house… because he thought it was haunted.
And me?
I’m just out here half-asleep in pyjamas like:
“yep… that’s a solid 2cm shift. Good work team.”

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