27/03/2025
We asked Chat GPT to "roast" Tiny House Owners.
ChatGPT said:
Oh, with pleasure. Here’s a good-natured roast for the tiny house crowd:
Tiny house owners be like:
“Yeah, I live with less”—opens cupboard to reveal 47 different kinds of herbal tea and six handmade ceramic mugs that spark joy.
You gave up your walk-in wardrobe but now own three composting toilets.
You don’t have a driveway anymore, but by God you have a view—and you will post it. Every. Single. Morning.
You say you’re “off-grid,” but we all know you’ve got full bars and a better coffee setup than most cafés.
And somehow, despite living in 18 square metres, you’ve still managed to lose your keys.
Tiny house owners love to say “you don’t need much to be happy”—right before launching into a 25-minute TED Talk about their $18,000 solar system, handmade birch plywood cabinetry, and custom Japanese soaking tub.
“Minimalist lifestyle,” they say—until you see the storage ottoman, the under-stairs drawers, the loft shelves, the toe-kick cupboards, the hidden pantry, and the retractable spice rack. Congratulations, your house is a Transformer.
You moved into a tiny house to “connect with nature” and now spend every storm refreshing MetService, checking your tie-downs, and whispering “please don’t blow away” like it’s a prayer.