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25/09/2025

I swear it was sunny a minute ago

21/09/2025

Did you have a look at the partial solar eclipse? My eyes have permanent damage now but it was totally worth it

20/09/2025

It’s gonna get a bit windy tonight

19/09/2025

Since summer is right around the corner I thought I’d like to remind you all that:

Ayo it’s two shots for summer fam 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒, two shots to live it free 🆓. Two for long days and warm nights ☀️, yeah two shots is the key 🔑

Two shots together whanau (yes sir), two shots to share a feed 🍔. Two shots to have a sing along 🎶, even two shots to do the deed 😉😩🤪🤪

Two shots for the beach hangs 🏝️, two shots for the mish. Two to manu off the wharf 🏊, two shots for skinny dips!

Two shots to hit the festivals 🎉, two to get up front. Two to bust shapes with the crew. Two shots to straight up stunt

Two shots for the house parties 🏡🥳, two to lap the main 🏎️. Two shots to hoop down the park 🏀, two shots to win the game 🥇

Yeah two shots for summer ow

Yeah what a load of fu***ng garbage that s**t was

18/09/2025

I don’t know why I doubted myself

I knew nothing was going to happen

18/09/2025

Ahh f**k my pakeha ass is so cooked bro

Thats definitely a thunderstorm

17/09/2025

Good morning everyone! How goods the weather we’ve been having this week? Finally reaching those 20 degree days, the trees are blossoming. Summer is looking promising this year

The sun should be out for most of the day but will most likely rain tonight, some are saying that there’s a chance of a thunderstorm but i doubt it

If it does happen I will go to the east side and find the nearest gang member and ask him if he has a staring problem

12/09/2025

Electric Avenue is gonna need a fence setup like the f**ken Berlin Wall if they want to prevent people from jumping over

10/09/2025

Everyday the US reminds me how lucky and grateful we are to be living in this country

10/09/2025

If the wind blows the contents in my yellow bin all over the road then that’s the councils problem

10/09/2025

Holy s**t it’s about to go down

08/09/2025

Good morning everyone! Lovely day we are having so far, before we get into the weather for the week there are a couple things I would like to address:

In the past month the page has gained around 150 new members which is nice to see the page grow so cheers for following but I think people tend to forget that this isn’t a serious page.

Yesterday’s post was supposed to be a simple and somewhat empathetic way to tell the tragic end to Tom Phillips story but there were a handful of people getting way too emotional in the comments section. I’m all for keeping the comments section open but I’m starting to realise why official news pages turn their comments off.

In the simplest way possible, this is a s**tposting page, majority of the posts i write up are not serious. Everyone is free to comment their opinion on whatever the subject is but when you get angry and emotional at whatever I write then that’s on you. If you find my posts entertaining and funny then that’s awesome! But if you’re seriously taking time out of your day to write up a fu***ng movie script on why I’m a horrible person or whatever then you look like a moron. This page isn’t an emotional support group

f**k I’m glad I got that off my chest, but nah for real tho, everyone who’s been following this page for ages you’re a bloody legend and I love you. They seriously need an IQ test for the internet instead of a 16 year old restriction

Now back to what im the best at, the weather:

☀️Tuesday: nice and sunny, high of 16°

🌦️Wednesday: not too shabby, chance of rain. High of 15°

☀️Thursday: Nice and sunny, high of 12°

🌤️ Friday: probably cloudy, high of 13

🌦️Saturday: chance of rain, high of 14°

☀️Sunday: nice and sunny, high of 16°

Hope you have a good week! I love you

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