Fat Spatula

Fat Spatula Scraping the bowl of humanity :: www.fat-spatula.co.nz Fat Spatula is the gallery, studio and design space of Haumoana artist Andy Heyward.

Original art, craft and design is created within and shared outwardly via the interwebs, exhibitions and craft markets.

It's been a moment between posts and painting. My mother died earlier this month and on the day she died and at her tang...
29/10/2025

It's been a moment between posts and painting. My mother died earlier this month and on the day she died and at her tangi in our garden this duck turned up. Last week my son was needing to put his elderly dog Maggie down and that same duck turned up that morning. I swear the Angel of death visits in duck form. I decided to paint this piece. Long story short, Maggie escaped euthanasia for now, and I added a footnote.

Always a buzz when you see red dots by your work. These two pieces are off to a new home. Thanks for a great event
31/08/2025

Always a buzz when you see red dots by your work. These two pieces are off to a new home. Thanks for a great event

These pieces will be on display and for sale at the this coming weekend. Get along and invest in some original art made...
28/08/2025

These pieces will be on display and for sale at the this coming weekend. Get along and invest in some original art made by real people with their own hands.

When serving brains to invalids make sure to set the tray daintily, with your best china and maybe a small posy... Also ...
06/08/2025

When serving brains to invalids make sure to set the tray daintily, with your best china and maybe a small posy... Also gotta love marrow and peas in my custard.

El Haumoana spotted getting beersies at the Clive Pub. Clive NZ.
24/07/2025

El Haumoana spotted getting beersies at the Clive Pub. Clive NZ.

Just had two pieces framed for the by - I love how framing the works have elevated the humble cardboard box and celebr...
04/07/2025

Just had two pieces framed for the by - I love how framing the works have elevated the humble cardboard box and celebrates it's unique aesthetic.

El Haumoana spotted in Dog's Bay, Ireland.
02/07/2025

El Haumoana spotted in Dog's Bay, Ireland.

What can be better than putting on a fresh tee after a brisk session baring it all in the ocean.Freshly minted this tee ...
27/06/2025

What can be better than putting on a fresh tee after a brisk session baring it all in the ocean.

Freshly minted this tee won’t suffer from shrinkage which is more than you can say about the club’s members.

You don’t need to actually know how to surf to rock out with your c**k out, by c**k I mean a fresh new tee.

T-shirt is available on my website in sizes S to XXL.

“The four horses of the apocalypse take a mental health day”"You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it stop th...
22/05/2025

“The four horses of the apocalypse take a mental health day”

"You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it stop the complete and total destruction of the world."

The four horses of the apocalypse ditch their riders, Conquest, War, Famine and Death, to take a day off and chill. Everyone needs a break from the catastrophic holocaust every now and then.

Available on my website now

"You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg."I missed breakfast this morning so painted up a fr...
15/05/2025

"You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg."

I missed breakfast this morning so painted up a fried egg instead. Available now on my website or at

Pleased to be exhibiting alongside these great humans at the Recreate exhibition in New Plymouth, curated by . Get yours...
12/05/2025

Pleased to be exhibiting alongside these great humans at the Recreate exhibition in New Plymouth, curated by . Get yourself along and soak in all that creativity. Opening this Thursday. Be there.

Good Friday is a good Fry day. Had a go at making a not-cross-bun fried bread.
18/04/2025

Good Friday is a good Fry day. Had a go at making a not-cross-bun fried bread.

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