Aiyo NZ

22/07/2025

🧾 Me doing my taxes like a true Kiwi:

“Energy drinks – Business expense 💼”
Write off: $29,735.00

🔋 Because running on V and Monster is a full-time job 😤
📉 Accountant: “Sir, are you sure this is for work?”
👨‍💼 Me: “Yes. I work hard… and crash harder.”

🇳🇿 Only in NZ, where caffeine is the national fuel 😂

22/07/2025

Karma will find you.

At home, at work, at Coldplay concerts.

19/07/2025

🥺🥺🥺

18/07/2025

MY S Line🥹🥹🥹

17/07/2025

🥱🥱🥱🥱

17/07/2025

😎

12/07/2025

01/07/2025

🎉 “Aiyo, Already July?!” 🎉

🚨 Half the year gone like your weekend – before you even knew it!

👉 January: “New year, new me”
👉 July: “Machan, what happened to the gym plan?” 💀
👉 Goals? Still in drafts.
👉 Budget? Still recovering from December holidays.

BUT… 💪
Still 6 months left to:
✅ Make progress
✅ Fix that sleep schedule
✅ Stop saying “I’ll start on Monday”
✅ And maybe even hit PR goals (both Permanent Residency & Personal Records 😂)

📅 It’s halftime. Reset. Refocus. Re-meme your life.
🔥 Let’s go again, Sri Lankans in NZ style 🇱🇰🇳🇿

26/06/2025

It’s that magical time of year when books take a break, and mops, trolleys, and packing lines become our best friends 😤
Full-time hours = full-time exhaustion 😂
Drop a 🔨 if you’re working this break!

25/06/2025

On Facebook: ‘Bored machan’ — On LinkedIn: ‘Excited to explore new opportunities’
😏😏😏

06/06/2025

Halfway through the year and all I’ve achieved is a new level of procrastination. 💀📅