Kayla Dove

07/10/2025

Anyone else’s brain just not sleep? 👀
2:02am - Super tired but no sleep in sight. ✌️
Send help. Or hīpi to count.

E hia ngā hīpi?

Tahi, ruaaaa, toooooruuuu…. Baaaaah. 💤

28/09/2025

22/09/2025

💡 Terrible Tip Tuesday

Welcome to Terrible Tip Tuesday — the one day we celebrate survival “advice” so bad it could only make things worse.

I’ll kick us off:
👉 Feeling broke? Just stop checking your bank account — if you don’t see the problem, it doesn’t exist.

Now it’s your turn 👇
Drop the worst, dumbest, most sarcastic survival tip you’ve got. The sh*ttier, the better.

22/09/2025

🚨 Life update: I’ve officially started a society…
And not the classy, champagne-and-pearls type.

Welcome to The SHTF Society (yep, it stands for S**t Hit The Fan).

It’s not a self-help group. It’s a dysfunctional, sweary survival squad for when life goes sideways. Think dumpster fires, sarcasm, terrible advice, dark humor, and a crew that actually gets it.

✨ Why join?
Because survival sucks solo. But falling apart together? That’s where the fun begins.

⚠️ Expect swearing. Expect memes. Expect bad advice that sometimes works.

https://www.skool.com/the-shtf-society-2638/about?ref=9f45ce92ae384fc9bd4330e241095375

17/09/2025

How can I be so exhausted and still unable to sleep? 🫠

15/09/2025

E noho ana au ki Ngāmotu.

E noho ana koe ki hea?

14/09/2025

Late night thoughts. Monster in the Mirror.

12/09/2025

🎙️ I’m starting a podcast to share the stories of everyday people.

Prison, addiction, abuse, healing, success, or just life as it really is… Raw, unfiltered kōrero.

Your story matters. Safe space, anonymous if needed.

DM me if you’d like to be part of it or click the link in comments to fill out a form ❤️

12/09/2025

Bit of rain lately has the māra going hard ✨
Not much in our māra atm, but as the seasons change and the weather warms up, more will be added. 🌱

11/09/2025

Honestly, I feel like I’m living in a season of unfinished projects. My head is overflowing with ideas, dreams, and half-formed plans, but my body doesn’t always have the energy to match what’s going on up here.

It’s a strange place to be. I’m caught between inspiration and exhaustion. Some days I feel guilty for not keeping up, like I should be further along, doing more, creating more. Other days I remind myself that this is just part of the process. Not everything needs to be finished right now. Some chapters are still being written.

So here I am, learning to hold space for the undone, the messy middle, and trusting that even in this season, I’m still moving, still becoming, slowly.

✒️