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Linda Deane, storyteller and chief scribe of Planet Cat
Email: [email protected]
Deb Nelson, kitty welfare volunteer, and Maître d'hôtel at Chez Nelson Email: [email protected]

Hello, Friends. Toby repawting today. It’s been a while since I’ve stopped by to say hello. I’m usually pretty quiet and...
24/08/2026

Hello, Friends. Toby repawting today.

It’s been a while since I’ve stopped by to say hello.
I’m usually pretty quiet and prefer to mind my own business around Chez Nelson.

Unless Dory gets a little too carried away.

She occasionally decides to run at me and chase me,
And then I have to remind her that I am twice her size
And there are limits to how much nonsense I’m willing to tolerate.
She usually gets the message.

Otherwise, things are wonderfully peaceful around here right now.

Dory’s Academy is on break,
So there are no foster kittens taking classes, practicing naughty, or getting into things they shouldn’t.

Just us resident cats enjoying a little peace and quiet.

We are not sure how long this will last.
Probably until Deb sees more cute baby kittens at the shelter.

Dexter here. WE HAVE A PROBLEM! Deb finally did something very sensible around Chez Nelson.She bought us TWO brand-new, ...
21/08/2026

Dexter here. WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

Deb finally did something very sensible around Chez Nelson.

She bought us TWO brand-new, EXTRA-LARGE cat trees!

And when I say extra-large, I mean Dexter and Toby sized. Because Toby and I are BIG boys.
We cannot be expected to squeeze ourselves onto some tiny little kitten-sized perch and have important parts hanging over the edges.

These new trees are AMAZING.
Lots of beds. Lots of platforms.
Scratching posts.
And best of all…
THE TUBE PERCH.

On our old cat trees—the grimy ones Deb finally hauled away—the tube was MY spot.
Everybody knew it!

So naturally, when I saw the tube on the new tree, I headed over to claim my rightful place.

Except…
DORY WAS IN IT.

I explained very politely that she was sitting in Dexter’s Tube and needed to move.

She ignored me.

I pointed out that these trees have approximately seven other prime locations available to her.

She smiled at me.

So I may have reached up and given her a little paw push.
Move, Dory.

Nothing.
Another push!
Seriously Dory. MOVE! That’s my spot.

She just tucked herself farther into MY tube and looked at me like I was being unreasonable.

I don’t understand this.

She didn’t even care about the tube until she found out I wanted it.
Wait a minute…🤔
I think I may have just answered my own question.

I will be filing a formal complaint against Professor Dory

Callie here. I believe Gina managed to sit Linda down and get that mewsletter done yesterday. You'll have read that I di...
20/08/2026

Callie here.

I believe Gina managed to sit Linda down and get that mewsletter done yesterday.
You'll have read that I didn't have a great day. All I did was sleep.
But hopefully today (Friday) will be better. Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday were great, so let's have faith today will be a good day again. The off days are to be expected, but I'm a fighter.
Oh. And BTW, I hope you weren't too shocked by Judi's latest achievement in the field of naughty.
I must say, even I was impressed and at my age, I've pretty much seen it all.
Apparently she's planning to get in touch with Prof Dory to discuss her ideas for new curriculum material when Dory's next intake of recruits begins.
All I can say is, heaven help Aunty Deb Nelson and Baylee when next semester starts at Dory's Academy of Naughty in Tennessee.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.I need to enlist your help. I'm in search of a new purrsonal assistant. I've had it...
19/08/2026

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

I need to enlist your help.
I'm in search of a new purrsonal assistant.
I've had it with Linda!
That woman is SO annoying! I urgently need to get my next mewsletter out. There's so much I need to repawt on, but she KEEPS on putting it off.
She does this thing when she's feeling overwhelmed; I believe the word is procrastination.
There is just so much going on at the moment but she feels powerless to deal with it all and tackle it head on, so she does... nothing.
Yup.
Nada. Zero. Zilch.
Well, I can't wait for her to get her butt into gear.
The mews must be told.
So, if you'd like to apply for the role of Purrsonal Assistant to the Agent in Chief of Planet Cat, here's your chance. I don't need complex resumes. Just give your reasons why you think you'd be a purrfect fit for this role.
Go on! What are you waiting for?
This is an oppurrtunity of a lifetime!

A Very Special Announcement from Professor DoryFriends…I am delighted to report that EVERY SINGLE KITTEN from both semes...
17/08/2026

A Very Special Announcement from Professor Dory

Friends…I am delighted to report that EVERY SINGLE KITTEN from both semesters of Dory’s Academy for the Gifted has found a furever home!

Every one.

My graduates are officially out in the world, supervising their new humans and living their very best lives.

Professor Dory is extremely proud.

I know many of you were hoping that Tiny Bandit and Miss Walton would be adopted together. They became wonderful friends during their time at Chez Nelson.

But Deb had another plan for Bandit.

There were actually two other students quietly attending Academy classes alongside Bandit and Miss Walton whom we never formally introduced to you.

Daisy and her brother Gatsby.

Gatsby arrived confident, friendly, and quite certain that humans existed primarily to adore him.

Daisy was different.

She arrived at Chez Nelson absolutely terrified of humans.
Daisy hid from Deb, ran from her, and occasionally hissed and said some words that I am fairly certain are not permitted in polite kitten society.

Daisy needed someone to show her that she was safe.
And that someone turned out to be…….Bandit.

Bandit became Daisy’s Courage Buddy.
Bandit played with her.
Bandit cuddled with her.
Bandit showed her that Deb wasn’t scary.
Bandit showed her how to be brave.

Bandit demonstrated that climbing onto Deb was perfectly safe and that laps were actually rather wonderful places.
And little by little, Daisy watched and learned.

Deb worked with her every day.
I, naturally, provided expert Academy supervision.

Within a few short weeks, the frightened little kitten who once hid from Deb was climbing into her lap for comfort.

So when adoption time came, Deb felt very strongly that Daisy should have Bandit beside her as she began the next chapter of her life.

And friends…that’s exactly what happened.

Bandit and Daisy have been adopted together by a wonderful family with two young girls who already have plenty of love to give them.

Daisy gets to take her Courage Buddy with her.
Bandit gets her best friend.
And two very lucky little girls get to grow up with both of them.

As for Miss Walton…
our tiny Tortitude Queen has found a wonderful furever home of her own.
And perhaps best of all, she will have a calico big sister to show her the ropes and be her best friend.

A tortie and a calico under one roof.
I suspect those humans have absolutely no idea what is coming.

Professor Dory approves.

And with that…
every student from both Academy semesters is officially home.

Benedict.
Eloise.
Penelope.
Daphne.
Crème.
Cheetah.
Gatsby.
Miss Walton.
Daisy.
And Tiny Bandit.

All home.

Deb says this is what fostering is all about.
You love them.
You help them grow.
Sometimes you help them learn to trust.

And then, when they’re ready, you love them enough to let somebody else love them for the rest of their lives.

Personally, I think Professor Dory’s Academy has had an exceptionally successful year.
Ten kittens exceptionally prepared to head out into the world.

Class dismissed, my little graduates.
Go rule your humans.

And don’t forget everything I taught you.

Callie here, with a health report. I'm feeling a lot better today. I'm finally able to keep my food down. Here's a pictu...
16/08/2026

Callie here, with a health report.
I'm feeling a lot better today. I'm finally able to keep my food down.
Here's a picture of me tucking into my breakfast.

(As you can see, my plate is elevated. That's mainly because I'm royalty, but also because I'm old and creaky and my neck hurts when I have to crouch right down to floor level when eating. It also helps me swallow my food efficiently. I highly recommend this practice if you have an older kitty or one prone to vomiting. It needn't be anything fancy, a simple empty ice cream tub will do the trick, as you can see.)

Anyhow, it seems my thyroid medication will need to be reviewed. I haven't had any of that since the day of vomiting on Thursday, when this current episode began. I'm slowly regaining my appetite and I'm keeping my noms down, so Linda and Mr D are very happy about that.

When I'm more-or-less stable again, the kitty doctor will try me on some different meds to see if there's anything else he can do to keep my earth suit functional and comfortable a little longer.
It seems the Deanes aren't quite ready yet to let me cross the bridge. They need more time to prepare, and the Generator of Design has granted their wish (for now). Thank you all for your petitions. He most certainly does hear them.

Callie here, again. Thank you, everyone, for your kind words, thoughts and prayers yesterday. I do feel a little better....
15/08/2026

Callie here, again.
Thank you, everyone, for your kind words, thoughts and prayers yesterday.
I do feel a little better. I even had a small breakfast a short while ago. It's the first time I've felt like eating in three days! Most unusual, for me.
I'm being treated like royalty. Linda and Mr D are fussing over me like I'm some sort of celebrity. It does get a bit annoying, especially when I'm trying to sleep and they keep checking to see if I'm still breathing.
I was allowed outside yesterday to enjoy a bit of fresh air and sunshine. It did me the world of good.
I'll keep you all abreast of my progress, but please keep those conversations going with the Generator of Design. I need them. We all do.

Callie here. I'm hiding out in my favourite box under the coffee table because I'm not feeling very well at the moment. ...
14/08/2026

Callie here.
I'm hiding out in my favourite box under the coffee table because I'm not feeling very well at the moment.
I haven't been myself for a very long time now, and I'm wondering if it's time to fly back to Planet Cat and be reunited with my beloved George.
On the one hand, I'd love to romp with him in the meadows of heaven like a kitten again. It would be marvelous to escape this worn out old earth suit and the confines of this planet.
But on the other hand, I know it will break Linda and Mr D's hearts if I leave them.
Sigh...
I'm sure Gina will give you all the details if she actually manages to sit Linda down and type up a mewsletter this weekend.
The Deanes went out for the day yesterday, and when they got home, they knew I'd taken a turn for the worse. They took me off to the emergency after hours vet who poked and prodded me again with various needles and instruments.
I felt a little better but only for a short while. I guess I'll be off to the vet yet again this morning.
Please mention me in your conversations with the Generator of Design.

Furriends, Professor Dory here with an impawtant medical update.You may remember that Baylee went to the vet and got a s...
13/08/2026

Furriends, Professor Dory here with an impawtant medical update.

You may remember that Baylee went to the vet and got a special shot to help her arthritis.
Well, I believe it may already be working!

This morning, instead of using her little steps to get off the bed like a sensible senior lady, Baylee jumped right off the bed. 🙀

And lately, when Deb sits down to watch TV, Baylee has been jumping up into her lap instead of sleeping in her usual bed on the floor.

Now, I am very happy Baylee is feeling better.

However… this new development has created what we call at Dory’s Academy an unexpected consequence.

That lap in the evenings was previously occupied mostly by Dexter.

Dexter weighs approximately 18 pounds.
And Baylee is not tiny either.
Deb’s lap has limited seating capacity.

Dexter has been displaced, and he is NOT pleased.

I am monitoring the situation closely.
Obviously, I want Baylee’s new medicine to keep working and for her to feel wonderful.

But I fear we may soon need to establish a Chez Nelson Lap Reservation System.

Paws crossed that Baylee keeps feeling better!

— Professor Dory
Chief Medical Observer & Lap Dispute Mediator

Baylee Repawting from Chez Nelson - Furriends, Deb took me to see the vet today because my arthritis has been making it ...
10/08/2026

Baylee Repawting from Chez Nelson -

Furriends, Deb took me to see the vet today because my arthritis has been making it harder for me to get around.

Yesterday, she looked at me and said, “Baylee, you’re walking like an old lady.”

Excuse me??? 🙀

I AM an old lady. I am 17 years old. I believe I have earned the right to walk any way I please.

Besides, I would like to point out that Deb has arthritis too, and I have seen HER limp around this house plenty of times.

Have I ever looked at her and said, “Deb, you’re walking like an old lady”?

NO, I have not!

Because I have manners.

Anyway, the vet gave me a shot today that we’re hoping will make my arthritis hurt less and help me move around more comfortably.

So paws crossed that soon I’ll have a little more spring in my step. And perhaps Deb will learn an important lesson about making remarks regarding the mobility of senior ladies.

We elders must stick together.

I am sending healing purrs and gentle head bumps to my good friend Callie Deane as she is battling hyperthyroidism.

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