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Linda Deane, storyteller and chief scribe of Planet Cat
Email: [email protected]
Deb Nelson, kitty welfare volunteer, and Maître d'hôtel at Chez Nelson Email: [email protected]

Hi friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -HAVE YOU SEEN PINKY?! Pinky is missing. AGAIN. I loo...
08/01/2026

Hi friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

HAVE YOU SEEN PINKY?!

Pinky is missing. AGAIN.

I looked in the toy basket,
She’s not there!
I checked in the cabinets and under the bed!
Not there either!

I know Deb is hiding her!
She denies it!
She’s looking at me with that "did you bop her under the fridge again, Dory"?

I mean, why would I do that?
Bop my best friend into a cold dark place?
No way, Deb.

Nope, Deb is definitely hiding her.
It’s a mouse-napping!

Don't you all agree?

06/01/2026

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

I absolutely DO NOT approve of bugs who try to invade our house.
Bugs belong outside. Not inside.
If they come inside, they must realise there are consequences.
It's every cat's job and sworn duty, to protect their hoomins and keep them safe from nasty, noisy (turn up your sound) invasive bugs.
At all times!
Wouldn't you agree?

Dexter here - repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -New Year!New penthouse! New perspective!Sometimes the world looks...
06/01/2026

Dexter here - repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

New Year!

New penthouse!

New perspective!

Sometimes the world looks much better upside down!

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.I'm so embarrassed, I can never show my face in public again.But I just had to tell...
04/01/2026

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

I'm so embarrassed, I can never show my face in public again.
But I just had to tell you all 'bout the great shame of Castle Deane.
'Cos you're my friends, and I can trust you.

The whole story is in my mewsletter.
Plus some other impawtant information 'bout the mewsletter.

I've just sent it out this very minute, so please check your mail.
And please keep the gossip to yourselves, okay? It's for your eyes only.
You aren't going to blab to everyone 'bout what I told you in the mewsletter, right?
I can trust you, right? Right???

Hi friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -I am doing a big concern today. Usually, Deb is very...
03/01/2026

Hi friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

I am doing a big concern today.
Usually, Deb is very busy making the pretty colors and the scratchy sounds on the paper.
Santa Paws was very good to Deb!
She got fancy new arting pastels and she promised a pawtrait of me!

But for TWO WHOLE DAYS, she has just been sitting in the big chair watching the glowing boxes.
She says her nose-insides are broken.
She’s had a sinus infection for a million years (okay, like two months),
and now the "Nose Monsters" have taken over and causing her a lot of pain.

Before her energy went away, she actually finished a pawtrait of Dexter.
I mean, he looks okay, I guess... but I’m clearly the supermodel!
My pawtrait is started, but now it’s just sitting there lonely.

UNACCEPTABLE!

The human vet says Deb needs surgery to "clear the pipes."
She has some new medicines to take while we wait for the call with a surgery date.

Until then, the professional purramedics are on the case!

I’ve organized a 24/7 nursing rotation to get Deb back to her art tools and my pawtrait.
We aren't letting her out of our sight until she feels better.

Baylee, Dexter & Toby: Assigned to "Heavy Duty Snuggling" and maximum belly-heats.
Me, I am the Studio Guardian.
I am mostly loitering right next to those new pastels to keep them warm and ready.
Every few minutes I run to check on Deb’s nose and to give her a big purr and hug!

Please send Deb some "feel better" vibes.
We hope the new medicines make her feel better soon and that she can get her surgery scheduled ASAP!
The world is waiting for the Dory Meowsterpiece!

(And maybe send me some Churus for being such a brave, patient nurse?)

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting. Hello, everyone! How are we all today?I've got heaps of news saved up for you, and...
02/01/2026

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.
Hello, everyone! How are we all today?

I've got heaps of news saved up for you, and I'll be sending out my first mewsletter of 2026 this weekend.

Now's the time to let me know if you wanna be included on my distribution list, or, if you wanna be removed from it.

It doesn't cost a cent, I send my newsy emails to anyone who wants to hear from me.
So, just let me know, 'kay?
Write to me: [email protected]
And I'll write back with my mewsletter.

I have some juicy gossip for you 'bout a birthday pawty Linda and Mr D. went to.

Oh my catttt!
You won't b'lieve what happened at that pawty! 😹
Tee heee....titter titter....
Let's just say that from now on, Mr D. will DEFINITELY be paying more attention to what he's wearing when he leaves this house. 😹😹😹

Happy New Year from Chez Nelson! Dexter here! I’m taking over the keyboard this morning because the "professionals," Bay...
01/01/2026

Happy New Year from Chez Nelson!

Dexter here! I’m taking over the keyboard this morning because the "professionals," Baylee and Dory, are currently out of commission.
They insisted on staying up until the clock struck midnight to see the New Year arrive,
and now they’re flat-out exhausted, snoozing away on Deb’s bed.

To all our friends—whether you’re right down the street or halfway around the world—we hope your year is filled with cozy naps, plenty of treats, and lots of lap time.

May your 2026 be your best year yet!

A very, very happy new year to all our friends, from Gina Ginger Knickers and all the cats of Castle Deane.
01/01/2026

A very, very happy new year to all our friends, from Gina Ginger Knickers and all the cats of Castle Deane.

Hi Friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -Deb and I had a talk about our goals for the New Yea...
31/12/2025

Hi Friends, it's me, Dory, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Deb and I had a talk about our goals for the New Year.

This year, I’m really, really going to try to be a Good Girl.
It’s just the world is so interesting and my paws move so much faster than my brain!

Deb says I need to work on my "impulse control,"
so I’ve put together a few goals for the upcoming year.

1. Be Gentler to Toby
I love Toby! He’s my best friend.
That’s why I run at him at 40mph—to tell him I love him!
But this year, I will try to use my "brakes" before my paw reaches out to bop him.
I'll try to let him walk by in peace ... at least 50% of the time.

2. Curbing My Cabinet Curiosity
I have this tiny problem where if I see a cabinet door, I must know what’s inside.
Is it snacks? Is it Narnia? I have to check!
I promise to try and keep the kitchen cabinets closed ... unless I hear a bag crinkle. Then all bets are off!

3. Look Before You Leap
Deb says it’s "dangerous" when I teleport into a drawer the exact millisecond she opens it.
I just don't want to miss anything.
This year, I will try to wait at least two seconds before diving in.
No promises if the drawer contains fuzzy sweaters, though.

4. Exercise Artistic Restraint
I promise to stop improving Deb’s art and art supplies.
Apparently, she doesn't want my paw prints in the middle of her paintings,
and she prefers her pencils without my custom tooth marks.
I'll try to keep my critiques to myself.

5. Event Planning
My 2025 Halloween Spooktacular Pawty was a massive hit while Deb was away. For 2026, I’m planning an even bigger sequel!
I’m putting it out into the universe right now:
Deb, don't you think that will be a good time for another long, lovely trip?
The house is so much easier to... uh... "clean" when you're on the other side of the world.

Well, there you have it, friends.
What do you think of my goals?
Will I be able to accomplish at least some of them?
What goals have you set for the New Year?

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.Well. Shucks!That was embarrassing. Thank you all for setting me straight. I had NO...
30/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

Well.
Shucks!
That was embarrassing.

Thank you all for setting me straight.
I had NO idea what "another trip around the sun" means.
I feel a lot more relaxed 'bout it now, and I'm looking forward to the journey with you all.

Today is the last day of 2025 and I'm going to sit and think for a while 'bout the year that is drawing to a close.

Stuff I've learnt, things I wanna do diff'rently next time 'round, mistakes I've made, successes I've had, goals I've achieved...
Ya know...
That sorta thing.

And then I'm planning to make a fresh start on Thursday, as we set off on our new "trip around the sun". I'll have new goals, (plus some old ones I'm continually working on), and fresh inspurration to make the world a better place.

I hope you'll all be doing the same.
Tell me some of the things you've learnt from the past in general and from this last year in purrtic'lar.

Baylee here, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee - Hello friends! I have some really, really big news to repawt! The...
29/12/2025

Baylee here, repawting from Chez Nelson in Tennessee -

Hello friends!
I have some really, really big news to repawt!

The shelter where Deb volunteers is officially ON FIRE!
They have hit a record 48 ADOPTIONS this month!
And the month isn’t even over yet!

It’s been a bit of a "full house" lately, actually overflowing!
Between that fashionably late kitten season and a massive influx of strays,
the shelter was getting a little too crowded for anyone's liking.
But things are going so well that they have been able to bring in every single kitty waiting in foster care.

But here is the part that makes my 16-year-old heart skip a beat:
Every single senior kitty has found a forever home this year, even 12+ year old Shelby!

As a refined, 16-year-old lady myself, I know that we seniors are like fine wine—we’re mellow, we’re wise, and we’ve mastered the art of the perfect snuggle. Seeing my fellow silver-whiskered friends trade shelter cages for warm laps and retirement plans that include premium tuna .... That’s the good stuff.

I’m not crying, I just have a hairball.
Okay, maybe I’m a little soft, but this is such good news!
And a huge shout out to all the new families who found it in their heart to give a shelter kitty a loving home!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go shout at Deb because I can see the bottom of my food bowl and at my age, I require 24/7 catering.

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.OH MY CATTT! We're going on a journey!A very, very long journey. I dunno if I wanna...
27/12/2025

Agent Gina Ginger Knickers repawting.

OH MY CATTT!
We're going on a journey!
A very, very long journey.
I dunno if I wanna go that far, but Linda says I have to.
She says we all have to.
Starting on Thursday, we're going on "another trip around the sun" !!!

I dunno what she means 'cos I don't recall taking a trip "around the sun" b'fore.

Have you guys ever been on a "trip around the sun"?
Linda says she's been almost 60 times!
I dunno if I b'lieve her.

BTW how come it takes so long?
365 days!
That's like... forever!
I don't wanna be travelling for that long.
Geez!
I don't even know if I wanna travel at all!

And what does one pack for such a long journey?
I must say, Linda's being very casual about it.
I haven't seen her pack a single thing yet, and we're leaving next week!

Someone please 'splain it all to me, 'cos I'm really battling to get my head around it.
Like, what do you see on a trip around the sun.
And how far is it. It must be a helluva long way if it takes that long.

I dunno if we're going by car or by boat or what???
I assume we're going in the belly of one of those big metal birds that Callie speaks 'bout.
What if I need the toilet while we're traveling?

Someone please help.
Can I come and stay with you while they're away.
I really don't think I wanna go on a "trip around the sun".

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