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20/08/2024

convo with kids nth series+++++

the "demotivational speaker" 😁

ate Tinay: ( a little bit sad )

Me: come here baby, let's talk

ate Tinay: I hate school!

Me: (to dadi Jay) eto kasing si Tinay, hindi sya motivated to go to school unlike nung grade 6 sya na everyday looking forward sa pagpasok sa school.

dadi Jay: ( to Tinay ) hayaan mo na mga classmates mo, tingin kasi nila sa lahat eh competitors nila.

Me:( to Tinay ) oo nga, don't mind them, insecure lang sila sa yo kasi ang ganda mo tapos matalino ka pa. tapos ang ganda pa ng nanay mo ( mema lang )

dadi Jay:( to me) bakit nasama ka pa?!
Me: eme lang ,bakit😁

Mary: ( to ate Tinay) yeah, just think that you are not perfect, you are horrible and disgusting!

Me: Mary! you're suppose to motivate ate

Mary:(to ate Tinay) you are kind, you are perfect, you are beautiful!

Me: ano ate Tinay, motivated ka na ba or more confused!😂😂😂

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Blame the Wall

Me: kuya Ems, sa weekend nga is-isin mo yung wall

Tinay :huh????🤔🤔🤔,.why would he blame the wall?

Me: what do you mean ?

Tinay: you said sisihin yung wall

kuya Ems:Tinay, is-isin, like kuskusin, scrub the wall

😂😂😂😂😂

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the Villain

Me: haaaaaay, gusto ko nalang maging Disney princess!

Mary: Why?

Me: so I don' t have to worry about anything

Mary: mom, the only Disney character you will be is the Frog Prince

Me: ( b - u - s - e - t!)😂😂😂

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pm lang po kayo
17/08/2024

pm lang po kayo

30/07/2024

eme eme post nth series +++

Pusang Ina

Me:dad, bakit ang ingay ng mga pusa?

Dadi Jay: (nag isip ng bongga)..eh pano nag-aaway yung mag-asawa (Grey Cat at si Mother Cat)

Me: Ano pinag-aawayan nila?

Dadi Jay: yun nga nagrereklamo bakit hindi daw umuwi si Grey..saan daw natulog...baka nambabae na daw

Me: o ano sabi ni Grey?

Dadi Jay: syempre todo paliwanag...sabi nya, ako pa pag-isipan mo ng masama, eh sa apat na kuting natin wala man lang ako kakulay!

Me: ow😮....eh bakit nakita ko si Mother Cat lumabas ng gate?

Dadi Jay: ayun, sya (Mother Cat) nag walk out, pano guilty!😁

😂😂😂😂

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KWD- Kitten With Disability

Me: uy may bagong kitten sa bakuran! ang ganda kulay white🥰

Kids: saan? saan?

Me:nasa garahe,nakikisilong siguro kasi malakas ulan kagabi.

Kids: ay ang cute!😍😍😍

Me: (pabida-trivia ang nanay) alam nyo ba rare ang white cats na may blue eyes...kaso kadalasan may disability....deaf sila.

Kids:😮😮😮

(after two days)

Me:( to white kitten) ming ming bakit nasa kalsada ka? baka masagasaan ka dyn!

Mary: I don't think it understands you mom....they're deaf remember?!

Me: oo nga pala.

Mary: maybe you can do sign language!

Me: 🤔🤔🤔👋🫵👉👉👉.....buhatin ko na nga lang!😂😂😂😂

28/07/2024

eme eme post nth series +

yung lahat kayo isa ang wish pero dahil parent ka

Tinay: I hope it rains tomorrow

Kuya Ems: Tinay think about the people in flooded areas

Me: don' t say that Tinay, your happiness is sadness to other people ( eme pero at the back of my mind di pa din ako ready for school 😁)

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umaasa sa last minute

Mary: am I also gonna attend school tomorrow?

Me: yeah

Tinay: ( to Mary) Mary don't lose hope, you're panghapon!

Me: it's not even raining

Tinay: don't jinx it mom!

Me: asa ka pa! 😁😁😁

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yung yun nalang laman ng isip mo maghapon

Me: What are you thinking about Tinay?

Tinay: rain

Me: ano ba...it's not gonna rain nga!

Tinay: it's gonna rain in my eyes (teary eyed)

Me: Ano ba..tuloy ang school bukas!

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when your kid is an alien

Mary: mom, what if they discovered I speak English

Me: so? ano ba na stress ka nanaman dyn...it's ok, karamihan ng bata marunong mag English dahil sa kanonood ng Peppa Pig.

Tinay: I don't watch Peppa Pig (panira)

Me: (to Mary) why do you speak English ba? none of us here speaks English..we only speak Tagalog!

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yung ayaw mong pumasok sa school pero kaartehan mo nalang nagmomotivate sa 'yo

Tinay: mom, since I don't have uniform yet, can I wear any clothes?! ( with kaartehan grin😎)

Me: yeah, but wear simple clothes only..white shirt and jeans

Tinay: that's so boring

Me: yun nga sabi ni teacher.

(a few moments later)

Tinay: mom, can I at least wear accessories?😃

Me: ay akala ko tapos na usapan!

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papunta palang sa exciting part

Mary: Mom when is the school break?

Me: ano ba di pa nga nagsisimula, school break na tinatanong mo

Mary: Because that's the only exciting part of school!😁

Learning to love yourself, is the greatest love of all.......aminin kinanta mo noh!😁😁😁
10/07/2024

Learning to love yourself, is the greatest love of all.
......aminin kinanta mo noh!😁😁😁

ito na ang pamantayan kung dapat ka ba mag message o hindi ha.😁✌️✌️✌️
09/07/2024

ito na ang pamantayan kung dapat ka ba mag message o hindi ha.😁✌️✌️✌️

sa likod ng fashionistang anak........may hagardo versozang nanay!😂😂😂
30/05/2024

sa likod ng fashionistang anak........may hagardo versozang nanay!😂😂😂

23/04/2024

convo with kids😁✌️❤️♥️♥️

when your family is a bully

ate Tinay: mom!mom!, Mary said I'm adopted🥺

Me: Mary! how dare you?

Mary:(worried)

Me: Mary, how dare you tell the truth to ate?

ate Tinay: wait,..what? I was expecting you're gonna say it's not true

Mary: 😁oh I'm sorry I spilled the beans!

😁😁😁😁

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Mary: mom, if we brush our teeth really well, will Cavite be gone?

Me:( nag lag ang brain cells) what?

Mary: di ba the English for Cavite is Cavity😁

Me: naku si Mary marunong na mag punch line!😂😂😂

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06/03/2024

convo with kids

Me to Tinay: kutongan kita dyn eh!(joking)

Tinay: you always do that!

Me: uy grabe maka always..kelan kita kinotongan?mamaya nyn madinig ng neighbors akala may child abuse dito

Tinay: yeah, you always do that.

Kuya Eman: mom tanong mo kaya sa kaniya kung alam nya yung kotongan

Me: alam mo ba kutongan?😁

Tinay: I know that....you do that everyday when I get back from school! you always check my head for kuto!

Me: kuto- kutongan!😂😂😂.....anak kutuhan yun hindi kutongan!😂😂😂

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Mary: mom this is right and this is left correct?(raising her arms?).....if tagalog this is kanan and this is kaliwa?

Me: that's right..why are you asking? are you reciting the Panatang Makabayan in school?

Mary: yeah

Me: wow...sige you recite it...which part of the Panatang Makabayan do you know?

Mary: Itaas ang kanang kamay.

Me: anak hindi yun kasama sa linya!😂😂😂

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