08/04/2025
15 THINGS EVERY GEN X KID REMEMBERS...
1. Making Mix Tapes Was a Sacred Art Form: Sitting by the radio with a blank cassette, fingers poised over the “record” button, praying the DJ wouldn’t talk over the intro.
2. Phone Calls Were an Olympic Sport: Untangling that spiral cord like your life depended on it, stretching it into a closet for privacy—only to be interrupted when someone picked up the other line.
3. After-School Snacks: Pop-Tarts, Twinkies, Fruit Roll-Ups, and cereals with more sugar than cake.
4. Smoking Everywhere Was Just...Normal: Airplanes. Restaurants. Doctor’s offices. It was inescapable, and somehow just part of the wallpaper.
5. MTV Actually Played Music Videos. Your entire social status could be judged by your VHS collection, vinyl records, or the number of movie posters plastered on your bedroom wall.
6. Playground Equipment Was Basically a Daredevil Training Ground: Metal slides that could cook an egg in summer and jungle gyms that were essentially lawsuits waiting to happen.
7. Waiting an Entire Week to Watch Your Favorite TV Show: No streaming, no binging. You planned your entire evening around "Family Ties" or "Cheers," and if you missed it, tough luck.
8. The Mind-Blowing Technology of the Sony Walkman: Personal music that you could take ANYWHERE. Wearing those foam headphones was peak coolness.
9. Card Catalogs Were a True Quest: Finding a book required detective skills and actual alphabetizing knowledge. Google had nothing on us.
10. Mall Culture Was a Legit Lifestyle: You didn’t go to shop—you went to be seen. Orange Julius, Spencer’s, and hours in the arcade.
11. Saturday Morning Cartoons Were a Sacred Ritual: Waking up early, surrounded by cereal, watching "The Jetsons" with zero adult interruption.
12. The Pure Excitement of a New Video Rental: Spending hours in Blockbuster, arguing about which movie to rent, and the genuine thrill of bringing home a VHS for the weekend. Be kind, rewind.
13. Passing Notes Was an Art Form: Complex folds, secret codes, and stealth deliveries. Texting could never compete.
14. Actual Answering Machines with Personalized Messages: Creating the perfect outgoing message was a personality statement. Bonus points if you had a funny skit or recorded a song.
15. Pay Phones and Collect Calls Were Strategic Ops: Calling home collect? Say your full message during the name recording to avoid the charges: “PickMeUpAtSixBye!”