02/06/2025
Story Time: "But We Wanna Go Out!"
I don’t understand humans sometimes. Our fur mom is sitting there, tapping away on that noisy black thing while me and Bunny stare at her with our biggest, most desperate eyes.
🐶 Me: "Mom, outside! We wanna play!"
🐶 Bunny: (deploys ultimate puppy eyes)
She barely looks at us, shaking her head.
👩💻 Furmom: "It's raining, babies. You can’t go out."
🐶 Me: "What’s 'raining'? Sounds like an excuse."
🐶 Bunny: (puppy eyes intensify)
She still refuses. UNACCEPTABLE. We paw at the door. Whining. Bunny is really committed to the puppy-eye strategy, but me?
I take the direct approach!!!
🐶 Me: "Just a tiny bit outside? Please? ..... We promise we’ll behave!"
🐶 Bunny: (puppy eyes upgrade to max power)
Finally, she sighs and picks us up. Victory! Or so I think—until she steps outside just enough for wet things to fall on us.
🐶 Me: "AHH! THE SKY IS LEAKING! It’s attacking us!"
🐶 Bunny: (puppy eyes frozen in horror)
👩💻 Furmom: "See? That’s rain."
We scramble back inside, shaking off the evil wetness dramatically. Never again.
🐶 Me: "Okay, inside is great."
🐶 Bunny: "I knew that from the start."
👩💻 Furmom: "Told you!"
Defeated, we curl up on the couch and listen to the rain instead. Bunny looks completely satisfied. I squint at her.
🐶 Me: "Wait—why didn’t you say anything?"
🐶 BUnny: (shrugs.) "I tried. You don’t listen."
