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18/05/2024

You Told Your Wife You Are Going To Work

But you Went To Her Best Friend's House Whose Husband Is A Soldier.

Her Husband Comes Back And You Hid Under The Bed.

The Soldier Sends His Wife Off To The Market.

While You Are Still Hidding Under The Bed.

You Heard Him Inviting A Lady Over With His Phone.

The Lady Came

Shortly, His Wife Returns That Her Clothes are stained And She Wants To Change Them.

Before The Man Opened The Door.

He Asks The Lady To Hide Under The Bed.

Now, the Lady Turns Out To Be Your Wife.

And Both Of You Are Looking At Each Other Like Rabbits.

In School, We called it REUNION

In Social gatherings, we called it GET TOGETHER

In Mathematics, we called it Simultaneous Equation

In Psychology, we called it "What goes round comes around"

In Chemistry, we called it Chain Reaction

In Economics, we called it Demand and Supply

In Physics, we called it Nuclear Fusion! 😂😂😂

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03/05/2024

Mind it...
If milk gets bad, it becomes yoghurt. Yoghurt is more valuable than milk. If it gets even worse, it turns to cheese. Cheese is more valuable than both yoghurt and milk. And if grape juice turns sour, it transforms into wine, which is even more expensive than grape juice.

You are not bad, because you made mistakes. Mistakes are the experiences that make you more valuable as a person.

Christopher Columbus made a navigational error that made him discover America. Alexander Fleming’s mistake led him to invent Penicillin. Don’t let your mistakes get you down. It is not practice that makes perfect. It is mistakes we learn from that makes perfect!

16/04/2024

Thought for today
Bob Marley was once asked if there was a perfect woman. He replies :
Who cares about perfection?
Even the moon is not perfect, it is full of craters.
The sea is incredibly beautiful, but salty and dark in the depths.
The sky is always infinite, but often cloudy.
So, everything that is beautiful isn't perfect, it's special.
Therefore, every woman can be special to someone.
Stop being "perfect", but try to be free and live, doing what you love, not wanting to impress others! ❤️