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12/11/2012

(PINOY HINYO)
Boy: TAO ba to?
Girl; Hindi!!
Boy: BAGAY?
Girl: OO! OO!
Boy: Bagay na bagay?
Girl: OO NGA!
Boy: TAYO?

--Admin F

11/11/2012

BF:babe, para kang selecta, your so yummy!
GF:ikaw hon para kang crispy creme, your so sweet.
BF:hehe.para kang starbucks, so addictive.
GF:para kang jollibee, langhap sarap.
BF:haha.para kanG KFC streetwise, so affordable.
GF:haha.para kang turo2x, slghtly dirty.
BF:para kang prito, oily.
GF:para kaNG inihaw, maitim!
BF:para kang tuyo, parehas kayo ng amoy!
GF:para kang paksiw ang asim!
BF:bagoong ka!
GF:ikaw, buro!
BF:panis ka!
GF:bulok!
BF:panget!
GF:lalo ka na!
BF:break na tau!
GF:buti pa!

Good night :)
--Admin F

--Admin F
11/11/2012

--Admin F

11/11/2012

.. anq PRiDE paranq
BRiEF lnq yan .. !!

kunq di mo iBABA wlanq MANGYAYARi ...
HAHAHAH !!

--Admin F

09/11/2012

A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge...so he stopped..

Biker: what are u doing?
Girl: committing su***de
biker: well before u die i wish to i kiss u
girl : okk
(after kissing)
biker : Woww dat was da best kiss in my life...but why are you committing su***de?

Girl : because my parents don't like me dressing like a girl

BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE :D :D

--Admin F

09/11/2012

American : is that an apple you are eating ?

Filipino: Yes.

American : you know, in america only poor people eat an apple.

Filipino: oh really? is that a banana you are eating ?

American: yes.

Filipino : you know, here in Philippines only Monkeys eat bananas :D

--Admin F

09/11/2012

TEACHER: imagine u r a millionaire
write your life history
(1 boy didn't write)
TEACHER: why r u not writing?
BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!

--Admin F

09/11/2012

A bus full of ugly people met a fairy who gives them one wish each.
The first said, “Make me gorgeous!”
And so the fairy did. The rest followed with the same wish.
When the fairy came to the last person, he was laughing as he said his wish:
“Make them all ugly again!”

--Admin F

08/11/2012

GF: AMPANGET MO!
BF: TALAGA AMPANGET MO DiN! NAKAKABWiSET KA!
GF: OKAY FiNE! BREAK NA TAYO!
BF: OH SiGE!
GF: OKAY!
BF: PERO MAHAL KiTA!
GF: MAHAL DiN KiTA!
BF: OKAY NA TAYO?
GF: OO.
BF: I LOVE YOU!
GF: I LOVE YOU TOO!

--Admin F

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