04/08/2025
🐝| No one does it better than you, Honey Rubble!
“Above all, I, Honey Rubble, utmostly value communication with you, my dear Carolinians. As we progress into this academic year together, I sincerely hope that your faith in us does not falter. Always remember, we are of the Carolinians, by the Carolinians, and for the Carolinians.”
These were the words uttered by our dearest public servant and friend, Honey Rubble. She believes in progress, in change, and in the pride of the Carolinian identity. Most of all, she believes that it is through her hands and mind that this change would be brought about. Therefore, she took it upon herself to bring about that change. Seeing as how our friend Honey Rubble values communication at an “utmost” level, naturally, no one saw it coming when she introduced her change. Why? Well, we weren’t exactly informed beforehand; it became a stranger knocking on our door that no one anticipated – a guest invited by none other than our dear friend Honey Rubble.
Our friend Honey Rubble has the tendency to make little mistakes like that, but you must forgive her; she’s just got way too much on her plate to remember insignificant things like prior consultation. She’s obsessed with making sure she brings about this change and ensuring we know about it through the least detailed transparency reports, as well as slowly but surely absorbing everyone’s power and independence. Why do you think she’s carrying crosses not meant for her to bear?
Oh, so you haven’t noticed? Well, let me put it to you this way: Whether you heal the sick, keep peace and order, or write the truth — Honey Rubble can always do it better than you. And no one knows that better than her. Once she starts doing what you do, you work for her. After all, really, who does it better? You, with all your experience and insight, or our dear friend Honey Rubble, the omnipotent? Oh, what’s that? You’re wondering why she chooses to add all this extra load on her shoulders? Let’s just say she’s doing it out of the kindness of her heart. And what a big heart our dearest friend Honey Rubble has. No one does it better than you, Honey Rubble!
So go on! Feel free to welcome more friends in, absorb all the hues of responsibility, and continue saying all the words you don’t mean. Don’t bother yourself with the woes of other lesser bodies, because your long, humble apologies will always suffice. And above all, do realize that we have utmost faith in you, our dearest, all-knowing politician-friend, Honorable Honey Rubble.
We’ll always remember: You are of the Carolinians, by the Carolinians, and for the Carolinians.
