12/09/2025
โIf you had the whole city hungry for you, would you still be boosting posts?โ
We only work with one RESTAURANT per CITY per cuisine. Possibly you. Possibly your competitor. (Thatโs the problem.)
Youโre reading an ad that, frankly, would rather be a reservation.
Because diners arenโt found in โReachโโtheyโre found in replies, bookings, and paid orders.
Hereโs the conversation we propose:
We build you a Table Engine: Facebook/Instagram Ads + an AI host that replies in under a minute, asks party size/date/time or pickup/delivery, and books people who actually want what you serve.
We handle the food photos, promos, posts, and weekly tune-ups.
You do the part only you can do: cook great food and serve happy guests.
Give us 14 days. If you donโt get 10 qualified paying customers (booked tables or paid takeout/delivery orders), your next month is half-price.
(We dislike discounts. We prefer results. But we dislike unhappy clients more.)
You may ask, โWhy only one CUISINE per CITY?โ
Because we enjoy sleeping at night. Also because it works. If weโre helping you win, we shouldnโt be running the same plays for the resto next door.
Price? โฑ18,899/month.
When? Go-live in 5 working days after you hand us the keys (Page/Ad Account) and a few sensible details.
Fuel? You top up your own ad account (โฑ300โโฑ600/day). We donโt mark it up; we make it work.
Two small experiments while youโre here:
Message your own page. Time the reply. If itโs more than a minute, youโre paying for curiosity and losing the diner.
Count last monthโs bookings/orders. If you canโt, thatโs not a calendar problemโthatโs a lead system problem.
What you actually get (in plain words):
Ads that fill tables and carts, not arguments with your wallet
An AI host that greets, qualifies, and nudges (Day 0/1/3)
10 food graphics + 3 short videos each month (because presentation matters)
A simple posting plan (3โ5ร/week) so your page stops looking retired
A weekly note with what came in and who actually dined/ordered
The only catch (and itโs fair):
We start the 14-day clock after you finish a short checklist within 48 hours. (Access, a few answers, and proof your ad account has funds.) Miss that window and the guarantee naps until youโre ready. No drama.
Want your restaurant to be the local favorite?
Message us. Book your FREE page Audit.