Engineer KERZ

02/06/2026

Napanotaryo na eh. Officially SHARMAINE!!!

We are officially renaming Jolly Orange to Jolly Sharmaine dahil napa-notaryo na namin siya. 🍊✍️

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𝘗𝘶𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺. 𝘕𝘰 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦.

26/05/2026

I got over 50 reactions on my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉

23/05/2026

Nameet ko din in person ang isa sa mga sikat na inhinyerong sibil, Engr. Adrian Lagadia. Nakakapanibago lang na makita ka na ganyan ang iyong outfit. Sanay akong mapanood ka na naka t shirt lang. 😂😂😂
Pero dahil sa iyong posisyon sa PICE sa iyong chapter ay kailangan mong mag barong. 😂😂😂
Ganun pa man, isang karangalan ang makapagpa picture sa iyo.
At sana ay hindi ito ang ating huling pagkikita. 🍻

13/05/2026

Thank you sa samples Celuka Board. Reference for future projects. 👍🏼

12/05/2026

Lagi naman....

11/05/2026

Solid Wood Yarn? 🧐

Nope!

PLYWOOD LANG YAN 😎✨

Introducing Davies Aqua Wood Water-Based Acrylic Wood Varnish!
✔️ Water-based kaya less amoy
✔️ Mabilis matuyo
✔️ Protektado ang kahoy
✔️ Elegant finish na parang pinagawa ni architect na galit sa ‘cheap look’

Perfect para sa:
🏠 Doors
🪑 Furniture
🪵 Wood accents
At sa mga gustong magmukhang ‘high-end’ kahit naka-tsinelas lang habang nagre-renovate. 😂

Kapag maganda ang varnish…
kahit bisita mo mapapasabi ng:
“Uy, anong wood gamit niyo?”
Ikaw naman: “Secret lang… basta Davies. 😉”

Davies Paints Philippines

09/05/2026

🏗️ STRUCTURAL LIFE with Engineer KERZ 🏗️
Columns confess.
Beams behave.
Slabs negotiate. 😅
Behind every structure is a balance of strength, discipline, and smart engineering decisions. A good engineer doesn’t just compute loads and dimensions — he understands how every structural element works together to keep people safe.
✅ Columns carry the weight
✅ Beams transfer the load
✅ Slabs distribute the pressure
✅ Engineers lose sleep making sure everything stands 😆
Because if it stands… it’s not luck. It’s ENGINEERING. 💪📐

06/05/2026

Write an unhinged bio about Engineer KERZ

Engineer KERZ is what happens when reinforced concrete gains consciousness and decides deadlines are optional but perfection is not. A civil engineer by profession and a structural menace by passion, he doesn’t just design buildings—he interrogates them. Columns confess. Beams behave. Slabs? They don’t crack… they negotiate.

Rumor has it he can estimate loads by staring at a structure for 3 seconds while sipping 3-in-1 coffee. Sleep is a non-load-bearing element in his life. He speaks fluent MPa, dreams in rebar spacing, and considers “factor of safety” a personal lifestyle choice.
By day, he’s managing projects like a calm professional. By night, he transforms into Engineer KERZ—the patron saint of overdesign, destroyer of weak assumptions, and undefeated champion of “let’s double-check that calculation… just in case.”

He doesn’t follow trends. Trends follow his specifications.

If it stands, it’s because he allowed it.

SUPERHERO ang dating ah. 😂😂😂