23/11/2025
🔥 “The Deconstructed Burger Request” 🔥
At Chef Lars A.k.A ( Maestro ) Shift everything was calm—until a customer named justin walked in with a craving and a challenge.
“I want a burger,” justin said, “but make it look… unique.”
He even did the little hand gesture artists do, which immediately convinced Chef Lars that this was his moment to shine.
Chef Lars nodded like he’d been waiting for this day his whole life.
“Unique? Say no more.” 😎
He started cooking with the intensity of a cooking-show finale.(slow~~~Motion effects)
He seasoned the ground beef with salt and pepper, grilled it until the whole kitchen smelled like victory, and melted American cheese on top.
Then he threw on some crispy bacon, a freshly grilled tomato, crunchy romaine lettuce, and finished it off with a perfect sunny-side-up egg.
It looked like the most beautiful burger ever created.
That’s when Christian, the kitchen steward, walked by holding a mop.
“Chef Lars… uh… this looks kinda normal.”
Lars didn’t even look up. “Christian… watch and learn.”
When it came time to plate, Lars transformed from chef to abstract artist.
He placed the burger patty alone on the left side of the plate.
He put the bacon on the far right, like it needed space.
The grilled tomato got its own lonely corner.
The romaine lettuce sat in the middle like a confused decoration.
The sunny-side-up egg? He placed it in the center of the plate like the sun rising over morning traffic.
Finally, he stacked fries on the side like a tiny potato mountain.
Lars stood back proudly.
Christian stared.
“…Chef… did the burger fall apart or…?”
“It’s DECONSTRUCTED,” Lars said dramatically. “This is what uniqueness looks like.”
When justin got his order, he blinked three times.
“Bro… why is my burger in separate islands?”
“You asked for unique!” Lars said, offended and proud at the same time.
justin sighed, gathered everything, stacked it back into a regular burger with his hands, and took a bite.
“Next time,” he said, “I’m just saying ‘normal.’”
Christian whispered,
“Chef… he rebuilt it.”
Lars shook his head.
“He just doesn’t understand art.”
And with that, another perfectly normal day at Chef Lars shift continued—except for the very confused plate that once dreamed of being unique.🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️
-Maestro