15/07/2025
Happy Birthday, David, Our Favorite Bully With a Big Heart!
Hey David,
Happy birthday to you, the wildest and funniest kuya in the GU3SS Family!
Let’s be honest one thing never changes: your love for bullying Jethur. 😆 Out of all the people in the world, it’s always Jethur who gets the full package: your insults, your loud voice, your teasing… and deep inside, your real bromance love. ❤️
Sometimes you roast him in livestream, sometimes you yell at him, sometimes you just stare at him like you want to fight, but we all know… you love Jethur so much. Maybe too much? Because this year you gave him a… d***o?? 😳 Bro… of all gifts, why that? You’re something else!
Still, all of us in the GU3SS Team are thankful to have you. Even if you act crazy, joke around, and bully us, we know you have a big heart. You care for the team. You support everyone in your own noisy, sarcastic, but loyal way. You are solid.
As a birthday surprise, we also give you a special gift not just our love and laughter but also… cooking oil fluid lubricants! (For your cooking… or whatever else you do. Just don’t share with Jethur, okay?!)
Thank you for the jokes, the chaos, the loyalty, and the presence. Without you, the GU3SS Family would be boring. Without you, Jethur would be so peaceful (too peaceful). You bring life to the team crazy, messy, funny LIFE.
Stay loud, stay real, stay YOU.
We love you, even if we don’t say it all the time.
Happy Birthday, bro! You’re legendary. 🖤
~ From your GU3SS Family
(and your cooking oil that now has feelings for you too)
