19/05/2026
Did y'all see this in the news today? The DWP is handing out £748 a month! 💷👀
Me and the boys rolling up to the DWP assessment center ready to secure the bag like: 👨🦼💨
"M-m-m-my legs don't work, but my b-b-bank account is about to be f-f-fantastic! W-w-wow, what a t-t-terrific benefits package!" 😂💀
You already know half the UK is about to catch a sudden, mysterious case of the Jimmy Valmers just to get that £748. TIMMAAAAAHHH!!! ♿️💰🚐
Tag a mate who would absolutely fake a stutter and a limp to get on this DWP payroll! 👇🤣
