Siraj Arshid

Siraj Arshid Ordinary Guy Trying to be betteršŸ˜‡

29/09/2025

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.

29/09/2025

What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Philipe Fallop.

28/09/2025

What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba.

28/09/2025

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didnā€™t stay long. Thereā€™s something fishy about that place.

28/09/2025

My boss said ā€œdress for the job you want, not for the job you have.ā€ So I went in as Batman.

28/09/2025

I got a new pen that can write under water. It can write other words too.

28/09/2025

What's the best way to save your dad jokes? In a dadda-base.

28/09/2025

Were did the pumpkins have their meeting? In the gourdroom.

28/09/2025

I'm so good at fixing things, my motto is, "If it is broke, I'll still fix it."

27/09/2025

Watch what you say around the egg whites. They can't take a yolk.

27/09/2025

What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.

27/09/2025

Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope.

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