GANDANG-GANDA SA BALITA

26/12/2023

UBE HALASYA

"Nitong Bisperas ng Pasko, hinukay umano ng asawa ng biktima ang tanim na ube ng 44-anyos na suspek na residente sa nasabing lugar, para ihanda ito sa Noche Buena."

Patay sa pananaksak ang isang barangay kagawad sa mismong Araw ng Pasko dahil sa alitan na nag-ugat umano sa handa para sa Noche Buena.

11/06/2022

It's been a long day without you, my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

20/04/2022

KULONG BUT NOT ALONE

"Pansamantalang nasa kustodiya ng Altavas PNP ang suspek at nakatakdang dalhin sa lalawigan ng Palawan para doon harapin niya ang kanyang kaso."

Most wanted person arestado sa bayan ng Altavas, sa Aklan sa araw mismo ng kanyang kaarawan April 19, 2022; PNP may pasurprise cake pa.

29/11/2021

ADD TO KARO

22/02/2021

PLANTIKLO

07/12/2020

COMMUTE-19

03/12/2020

NAG-CHECK THE LABEL SI MOMMY

"When her boyfriend’s mother asked her what her relationship to her son was, she happily replied: 'jowa po kami.' (We are in a relationship.)

When the mother asked her son, he denied that they are in a relationship."

CALASIAO, Pangasinan – A 24-year-old call center agent from Manila ended up sleeping at the police station here after her alleged boyfriend denied having any relationship with her.

09/11/2020

ESK-UBO (1995)

A drug suspect, who showed symptoms of COVID-19, successfully freed himself from La Union police custody at dawn Friday, after coughing at a police officer’s face.

27/10/2020

ALL C***S ARE BASTARDS

A Philippine police officer was killed during a raid on an illegal c**kfight after a rooster's blade sliced his femoral artery, an official said Tuesday.

Cockfighting is a popular blood sport in the archipelago where money is bet on the outcome of a fight—often to the death—between two colorful birds armed with bladed spurs.

It has been banned along with other sporting and cultural events during the coronavirus pandemic to prevent large crowds from gathering and spreading the contagion.

Monday's freak accident in the central province of Northern Samar happened when Lieutenant Christian Bolok picked up a fighting c**k as he gathered evidence of the unlawful event.

Its blade struck his left thigh and he bled to death, provincial police chief Colonel Arnel Apud told AFP.

"It was an unfortunate accident and a piece of bad luck that I cannot explain," Apud said.

"I could not believe it when it was first reported to me. This is the first time in my 25 years as a policeman that I lost a man due to a fighting c**k's spur."

Three people were arrested and two fighting c**ks seized along with two sets of spurs in the raid in San Jose town where Bolok was the police chief, Apud added. | via Agence France-Presse

08/10/2020

BANTATAY, TITCHIRP NA NGAYON

"In fact nag-post pa sila ng video sa social media kung saan ipinakikita nila ang training ng isang baby parrot. Nakakatuwa namang sumusunod na ang inakay na ibon sa kanilang mga utos."

May bagong libangan pala ngayon si Raymart Santiago, at siyempre kasama niya sa bagong kinakahiligang iyan ang inaamin na niyang syota si Jodi Sta. Maria.

28/09/2020

'DEREK SUNLIGHT'

"When Derek saw it flickering, he decided to fix it. As he was fixing it, Andrea reminded him not to look straight into the UV light.

But despite this, Derek briefly looked at the UV light."

Derek Ramsay briefly looked at the UV light at around 7pm. At 2am, he began to feel a burning sensation in his eyes.

10/09/2020

PLANTITX

"Its smell is the reason why the Palma bridge in UPLB is known as the 'S***m bridge' by students due to the prominence of the tree’s odor in the area.

According to Dr. Glenn B. Gregorio, the director of the Southeast Asian Regional Center for Graduate Study and Research in Agriculture (SEARCA), the tree emits a foul odor like semen to attract an insect to pollinate for its flower."

Located nearby UPLB, Sacay Grand Villas’ residents were bothered by a sulfur-like smell two weeks prior to August 31. However, they are soon relieved when they found-out that the cause was anything…