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Yoohoo, mga ka CMU Juans!Good luck, philippin๐‚e nor๐Œal ๐”niversity ๐Ÿซถ sa MASTS! Bwelo!
27/10/2025

Yoohoo, mga ka CMU Juans!

Good luck, philippin๐‚e nor๐Œal ๐”niversity ๐Ÿซถ sa MASTS! Bwelo!

26/10/2025

๐——๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€,

So it's really true that when I don't reach out, no one will. It's really draining. As much as I would like to give my best to sustain this friendship, it's so hard because it feels one sided...



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26/10/2025

๐——๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€,

Honestly, I never really wanted this course. I just took it because of pressure and other peopleโ€™s expectations. But to be fair, Iโ€™m not out of place here. In fact, Iโ€™ve met a lot of amazing people, not just my classmates, but everyone in PNU Mindanao. Theyโ€™re all so kind, respectful, and welcoming. The environment itself is good; itโ€™s just that my heart isnโ€™t really in this course.

Sometimes I still feel unmotivated to study because itโ€™s not what I truly want. But I always remind myself that PNU is someoneโ€™s dream university, and Iโ€™m lucky to be part of it. That thought pushes me to keep going, to try my best, and to make something meaningful out of this journey, even if itโ€™s not the path I originally wanted.



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All entries are treated with care and confidentiality. When we post them, please keep the comment section respectful and kind โ€” advice can heal, but words can hurt. ๐Ÿ’ฌโœจ

๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!Unta makaabot sa SG officers kay natungnan naman na layo na kaayong acquaintance party...
26/10/2025

๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!

Unta makaabot sa SG officers kay natungnan naman na layo na kaayong acquaintance party fleeaaseee change theme nalang be very common and redundant na ang coachella, daghan mig suggestions na theme wag naman yang nagawa na ng lahat ng school nubayan gaya-gaya

~ Coachella repeater

Admin's note: Na para bang kami ay yung the voice of truth eh pwede namang dumerecho sa SG mag reklamo ๐Ÿ˜ญ plus naka ukay na baya kooooooo wag pls. Na sanaaaaaaaaaaa, namujane!

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๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!Na kabalo nako sa surname sa short hair sa m-1-4 kay nakita nako sa san france nag laa...
26/10/2025

๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!

Na kabalo nako sa surname sa short hair sa m-1-4 kay nakita nako sa san france nag laag kay na abot didto jod ug sulong magdula ug takraw si bossing HAHAHAHA [Surname REDACTED] gusto lang tika e remind ba nga naa pa kay buhtaonon kang sir sts nga sandamakmak tapos ga takyan-takyan naka ug bola una with streetfoods pa?the audacity HAHAHAHcharess bitaw gusto tika maka close my takraw volleyball girl kay ana akong classmate naa daw kay pagka buang usahay perminti maong padayon dorm ๐Ÿผ HAHHAHAHA padayon buang๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

~ Stalker si kuyako

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๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!Aha naman ang mga senior uyyy daghan rabag gwapo ug gwapa mga atecoco balik na kayo ka...
26/10/2025

๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!

Aha naman ang mga senior uyyy daghan rabag gwapo ug gwapa mga atecoco balik na kayo kay Inang Pamantasan kami ay nag hihintay sa inyo mwahhhh

~ arayko

Admin's note: Abi ko bag haggard ang mga seniors??? Unsa man jowd???

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๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!naa untana koy ibaligya nga 2 sets of uniform (girl) pero basin nakapatahi na ang all ...
26/10/2025

๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!

naa untana koy ibaligya nga 2 sets of uniform (girl) pero basin nakapatahi na ang all :(( size medium tuod ni siya. comment nalang mo ani na post if ever ma post sa admin kay ipm ra nakenz with my real acc.

thank u saur mush

๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!wala koy confishon pero curious jud kos admin ani nga page. anu ikaw tih? eavav? ekala...
26/10/2025

๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!

wala koy confishon pero curious jud kos admin ani nga page. anu ikaw tih? eavav? ekalal? both? semi tikbalang? funny naman gud ang page na para bang kinain ng bagong systema. padayon admin kung ka man. sana ay mesherep inyong ulam.

~ seniorita nga walay yaya

Admin's note: Over naman sa gender reveal! Na akala mo talaga kami ay iisang tao lang. I am you, you are me, we are ALL ONE WITHIN. ONE PNU JUANS.

Also, gi bully ninyo among uban admins maong nag rest sa sila ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„ We are your Council of Admins (CoA) so, yes. Eavav, ekalal, both, and semi-tikbalang kami dito kasi nga Multicultural Education Keneso! Hindi kagaya ng iba dyan ๐Ÿ‘€

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Mao ni ang naka nindut sa pag apil og MASTS! Thank you sa pag include sa mga names ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฉท maka stalk jud ko sa mga gwapo ๐Ÿ‘€
26/10/2025

Mao ni ang naka nindut sa pag apil og MASTS! Thank you sa pag include sa mga names ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฉท maka stalk jud ko sa mga gwapo ๐Ÿ‘€

๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!Hi diay sa taga physics nga katong taason. I feel very jumbo na imong tacobells HAHHAH...
26/10/2025

๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!

Hi diay sa taga physics nga katong taason. I feel very jumbo na imong tacobells HAHHAHA and then crush kaayo tika kay attractive kaayo imong aura ug imong height, then feel nako bright kaayo ka cuz busy always tan awon hahaaahahhaha almost forgot torchieee baby ka pala, take care always ha kaon ug daghan permi dili mag pa-pasmo kay naa pay nag higugma sa imoha (apil nako ato) sana mapansin moko in the near future.

~ freshieee!

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๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!EfficanscentShoutout diay ko sa girl nga nidunol nako og Efficascent during the earthq...
26/10/2025

๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!

Efficanscent

Shoutout diay ko sa girl nga nidunol nako og Efficascent during the earthquake grabe gyud iyang daganยฒ ga dala og medicine kit AHAHAHA. Giuyog na ang kalibutan pero nag slow motion gyud to tong time nga gipangutana ko niya if okay lang ko. Nabal-an nako nga aspi siya kay last time nakita nako siya sa canteen, nag-take life pero isa ra ka turon og iyang gi isa pag kaon.

By the way, if makabasa ka aniโ€ฆ pwede mangutana? What's your name? Kay hangtod karon, ikaw gihapon akong ma-remember every time makapanimaho kog Efficascent.

~ Effiscentified

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๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!Sir Hinaloc Serye (3)ROTCCC###HUYY PLSSS LANG FANO TOO??WALA PAKO KA MEMORIZE SA MGA M...
26/10/2025

๐๐๐” ๐‰๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ: ๐ƒ๐š๐ ๐จ๐ค ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž!

Sir Hinaloc Serye (3)

ROTCCC###

HUYY PLSSS LANG FANO TOO??WALA PAKO KA MEMORIZE SA MGA MEMORIZESON KAY ANG MO SULOD SA AKONG HUNA HUNA MAY SI SIR HINALOC KANA BITAW MO INGON SIYA PAG ULI "SA WALA GI AMPINGAN, AMPING MO" AKO NALANG AMPINGI SIR (CHAR) IMBIS MAG MEMORIZE KO LAY AKONG I MEMORIZE KAY UNSA AKONG I REASON HUHUHUHU.BATAKAN NA NAKO NI UYS

~ NUMBER 1 BADLONGON SA ROTC

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