22/09/2025
The Infamous Skin Tax: The Unholy Mark-Up of Puerto Galera
Ah, the legendary “skin tax.” For those blissfully unaware, this is the special surcharge we lovingly reserve for our Kano—a term that once meant Amerikano but now covers any foreigner, whether white, black, brown, tall, short, bald, or with a man bun. If you’ve got a foreign face, congratulations! You’ve just unlocked Puerto Galera’s premium pricing plan.
A bottle of beer? For locals, it’s ₱60–₱70. For the Kano? ₱80–₱120. That’s a 100% gratitude fee for the privilege of being… well, you. Need a trinket from a sari-sari store? That’ll be 100% extra if your nose is too pointed or your accent too nasal. We’ve mastered the art of currency conversion: foreign skin = dollar sign.
But let’s be honest: it doesn’t stop with the Kano. Even fellow Filipinos—especially the poor first-timers from Manila who look like they’ve just escaped the office—become accidental victims of our creative accounting. “Mukha kang turista? Congratulations, you’ve leveled up into the ‘premium customer’ bracket.”
Why This Is Ugly
The few who practice skin tax make all of us look greedy, small-minded, and—let’s say it plainly—un-Christian. Or if you’re Muslim, un-Muslim. Because nowhere in the Bible or the Qur’an does it say:
> “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself… unless thy neighbor is Kano, then charge double.”
When tourists realize they’re being played, they don’t just blame the one tricycle driver, or the one tindera who slapped a “foreign face fee.” They blame Puerto Galera. And when they post it online, the whole town wears the shame.
Why We Must Do Better
Skin tax is not clever entrepreneurship. It’s a slow poison. It might give you a few extra pesos today, but it robs Puerto Galera of return guests tomorrow. The tourist who paid ₱120 for the ₱70 beer isn’t thinking, “Wow, what a charming cultural quirk!” No, they’re thinking, “Never again.” And they’ll tell their friends.
If we want Puerto Galera to rise, to compete with Batangas, Boracay, Palawan, we cannot keep biting the very hands that feed us. Remember: tourists are blessings, not prey. God entrusted us with beauty—our beaches, our mountains, our bay. Are we really going to insult His gift by practicing daylight robbery in broad daylight?
Final Word
So next time you’re tempted to add a “skin tax,” ask yourself:
Would I charge Jesus more if He walked into my store looking like a foreigner?
Would Allah be proud if I inflated prices by 300% because the buyer looked clueless?
If the answer makes you sweat, then maybe it’s time to stop.
Puerto Galera doesn’t need skin tax. What we need is fair tax—fair treatment, fair pricing, fair dealings. Because fairness brings blessings. Greed only brings curses, Facebook rants, and TripAdvisor horror stories.
👉 Let’s stop making Puerto Galera ugly. Be fair, be honest, and yes—be Christian or Muslim in the truest sense.
Photo is AI Generated.