06/04/2026
Experience: loading pa lang. Hire to unlock.
Some people write 3-page resumes. This guy submitted a blank page and called it potential.
A photo of a resume has been going viral online and it's easy to see why. The page is almost entirely blank. There's a small headshot in the corner, a generic objectives section at the top, and then nothing. The rest of the page is completely empty. At the bottom, one line reads: "Hire me to unlock my full potential."
The internet immediately recognized the format. It looks exactly like a locked character screen from a video game, where you can see the outline but need to complete something to access it. The joke is that this applicant hasn't unlocked any skills, experience, or qualifications yet. You have to hire them first.
It's the most honest resume the internet has ever seen.