06/03/2026
🧳💰 ₱805 BILLION IN CASH — IMPOSSIBLE DAW? EH DI I-COMPUTE NATIN.
Sen. Ping Lacson says it’s “logistically impossible.”
But is it really? 🤔 Let’s break it down using basic math and known facts — based on 18 people only, not including Guteza or other unnamed helpers.
✅ DELIVERY LOGIC:
₱50M fits in 1 large suitcase
40 suitcases per van = ₱2B per van
3 people per van → 6 vans = 18 people
📦 So:
₱805B ÷ ₱12B per wave = ~67 trips
That’s 403 vans, 16,100 suitcases, over 800 tons of cash
Is that massive? Yes.
Is it impossible? ❌ Nope. Just organized.
✅ COUNTING THE MONEY? MADALI 'YAN SA MACHINE.
Fastest cash counters: 1,500 bills per minute
₱805B in ₱1,000 bills = 805 million bills
1 machine = ~9.3 months nonstop
10 machines = done in under 1 month
And unlike people, machines don’t take bathroom breaks 😎
🧠 So is it “logistically impossible”?
No.
Is it inconvenient? Yes.
Is it unbelievable? That depends on how much you trust the system — not just math.
📌 Facts over drama. Math over soundbites.
📌 Zaldy co can hire lots of people and can buy lots of counting machine
