Naeem Ahmad

14/10/2024

The best place in this World is this. May Allah Almighty give us hadiat and also call us to Mekkah .Ameen

23/12/2022

29/12/2021

08/01/2021

😁🥱😁 Humour


I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.

She said - Cheque books duly signed.

😄😅
The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new cars.

😁😄
Q: What's the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.

B: A great lawyer knows the judge.

😅😁
Definition of Nurse :
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.

😧😁
Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat
as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness.
There is no mat.

😧😄
Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

😛😄
Q: What's the similarity
between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings you into the world crying *&* the other ensures you continue to do so throughout your life.
😃😃😃
Keep smiling always....
🤣🤣😎
Naeem Ahmad Hashmi

16/04/2020