30/04/2025
The Squirrel Who Stole the Picnic
It was a sunny afternoon in the park, and the Johnson family had laid out the perfect picnic. Sandwiches, chips, cookies—everything was set. But lurking nearby was Nugget, a squirrel with the cunning of a fox and the appetite of a teenager after soccer practice.
As the family turned to take a group selfie, Nugget made his move. He darted across the grass like a fluffy missile and snatched an entire sandwich with ninja-like precision. By the time little Timmy shouted, “The squirrel took my turkey club!” Nugget was already halfway up a tree, nibbling victoriously.
But he didn’t stop there.
One by one, Nugget returned. A chip here, a cookie there—always vanishing like a woodland Houdini. At one point, he wore a napkin like a cape and stared the family down from a branch, daring them to stop him.
Eventually, they gave up. The Johnsons left defeated, while Nugget and his squirrel buddies toasted acorn juice to the greatest picnic heist of the century
