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How to overcome boredom in a relationship, Kowary (2025)

05/03/2025

Make Him Regret Breaking Up With You – A Classy (and Slightly Sarcastic) Guide

Breakups are like badly saved games – sometimes you can fix something, but most of the time, you have to start a new one. If your ex thinks you won’t manage without him, it’s time to show him that he’s the one who lost, and it was his choice. Here are some tried-and-true (and funny) methods to subtly let him know that from now on, you're the prize he’ll never get again.

1. Become the "Best Version of Yourself" (The One He Didn't Deserve)

Nothing hurts more than knowing someone is thriving without you. Take care of yourself, change your hairstyle, find a new hobby, perfect that smile that says, “I’ve never been happier.” Bonus points for a photo with the caption, “Thanks for the breakup, I’m really living now.”

2. Don’t Drama – Be Like a Stoic Zen Master

Silence works better than a thousand words. Instead of public dramas and tearful posts, just have fun. Post photos with new friends, share stories from places he never wanted to go with you. When someone asks about the breakup, shrug and say, “Oh, right, I almost forgot.”

3. Grow – Become a Legend

Sign up for the course you’ve always put off, learn a new language, start a business, create a blog, write a book, find a cure for laziness (or at least check if Netflix has a language-learning option). Whatever makes him think, “Why the hell didn’t she do this earlier?!”

4. Be So Happy He’ll Wonder If It Was Really His Decision

Nothing irritates an ex more than seeing you not only survive but look like you got a premium upgrade in life. Laugh loudly, have a blast, live like you’ve just unlocked bonus life.

5. Don’t Pretend You’re Above It – Subtly Let Him Feel the Loss

Did you run into each other by chance? Smile warmly and say, “Wow, you look great! I’m so glad you’re doing well.” The truth is, no one wants to hear that their ex is “happy.” It sounds like a verdict: “Your loss.”

6. If You Want to Be Snarky… Be Elegantly Snarky

Don’t badmouth your ex – just live in a way that everyone notices the difference. You can drop lines like, “Thanks to the breakup, I finally have time for my passions” or “I didn’t know you could sleep so well!”

7. Make People Around You Have Fun (and Make Him Wonder What He Lost)

There’s nothing better than positive energy. If your life looks like a series of amazing adventures, your ex will start wondering if he was the boring part of your life.

In conclusion: let him regret, but not because you’ll prove it to him, but because your brilliance will be impossible to miss. Be the best version of yourself – for you, not for him. And if, in the process, someone starts wondering, “Why did he let you go”… well, let him think.

05/03/2025

400 Things to Do Before You Die: Teaching Your Dog to Fetch... Your Slipper

Everyone has their own bucket list. Some want to skydive, others want to travel the world, and still, others dream of eating a pizza the size of a tractor wheel. But the real test of patience and teaching skills is... teaching your dog to fetch your slipper.

Stage 1: Understanding the Mission

The dog, looking at you: "You want me to do what? Bring this? Why?!"

You, explaining for the tenth time: "Because it's fun! Fetch!"

The dog: "But... it's your property. It’s right where you left it. I respect that."

Stage 2: Bribery Attempt

So you reach for some treats. This works for everything – dogs, kids, even partners who don't want to take out the trash.

You give the treat, show the slipper. The dog looks at the slipper. You look at the dog. The dog looks at the treat. The slipper is still not being fetched.

Stage 3: Throwing the Slipper (and hoping it comes back)

You take the slipper, throw it, hoping the dog will finally get it.

The dog runs over, sniffs it, sits down next to it, and looks at you as if you are clearly in need of some life help.

After ten more attempts, three possible scenarios follow:

1. The dog finally brings the slipper... but to the other side of the house.

2. The dog picks up the slipper, walks away with it, and announces that it’s now their property.

3. The dog lies down to sleep, because, after all, this is a very exhausting game.

Stage 4: Acceptance (and finding a new hobby)

After several days, when there are more slippers scattered around your home than ever before, you come to the conclusion that maybe it’s better to teach the dog something simpler… like ignoring the postman or not pretending not to hear “get off the couch.”

The important thing is, you tried! Maybe it wasn't another item to check off your list, but at least now you have a dog who can confidently not fetch.

05/03/2025

Unconventional Gifts for Partners with Unusual Interests – How Not to Buy Another Pair of Socks

An occasion for giving a gift is coming up, and once again, you’re wondering if your partner will really be excited about another mug. If you have someone with unusual passions by your side, here are a few ideas that will make your gift unforgettable (and won’t end up at the bottom of the closet).

1. For the Conspiracy Theorist

Instead of a book about UFOs (which they already have), give them a “neighbor surveillance kit” – binoculars and a notebook to record “suspicious activities.” Bonus points for a tin foil hat.

2. For the Plant Lover

Flowers? Pfft, boring! Give them something more original, like a sundew to fight flies (the natural house guardian) or exotic seeds with the instructions “How to Not Kill This Plant in the First Week.”

3. For the Survival Enthusiast

Instead of another multi-tool knife, buy them an “emergency survival kit for home” – a Swiss army knife, canned food, a power bank, and a notebook to jot down their last thoughts when the Wi-Fi goes down.

4. For the Coffee Fanatic

Regular coffee is a cliché. Better to gift an extreme caffeine test – the world’s strongest coffees with the instruction “Consume at your own risk.” If they still want to sleep after this, it’s no longer your fault.

5. For the Crime Novel Addict

No, not jail, but a passion for crime books and series. The perfect gift? A personalized police ID card with their name and the title “Couch Detective,” or a course on crime scene analysis. Include a pack of tissues in case your partner gets too immersed and teary-eyed watching the new season of “Detective by Chance.”

6. For the Cat Lover

Instead of another “Crazy Cat Person” mug, give them invisible fishing rods – just regular strings that the cat will play with more than the priciest toy. Or get something really practical – like a vacuum cleaner for cat hair (though there’s a risk this might actually be a gift for you).

7. For the Organization Maniac

Does your partner have lists, schedules, binders, and Excel tables? Get them a “Calendar of Absurd Holidays,” where they’ll find International Nap Day or Hug a Tree Day. Maybe they’ll finally schedule in some “cuddle time” with you.

8. For the Gamer

Instead of another game, opt for something creative: “Survival Kit for Gamer Partners” – snacks, spare controller batteries, and a note that says, “Yes, you can play, but at least pretend to listen to me.”

Let this year be the year of truly unconventional gifts! And if something doesn’t work out, you can always say it was “a test of your sense of humor”...

05/03/2025

Home Weekend Retreat – How Not to Go Crazy Together on the Couch

Dreaming of a relaxing weekend at a luxurious spa, but your wallet looks at you with pity, and the cat claims the suitcase before you even open it? No problem! Here are a few brilliant ideas for a home weekend retreat that requires no money and no leaving the pajamas.

1. Spa for the Lazy

Prepare face masks (real ones or homemade with yogurt – your skin won't even notice), light candles, and play relaxing music. Premium option: one of you becomes the masseuse, the other the tester. Don’t ask who got the better deal.

2. All-Inclusive Without the Waiter

Create a "buffet" of sandwiches and snacks, then take trays to bed and enjoy breakfast like you're in a five-star hotel. Remember, in a good resort, there's always someone to clean up... There should be someone cleaning up at your place too. But who? Discussion included.

3. Survival Workshop in the Netflix Jungle

Turn binge-watching into an extreme adventure. Draw lots to decide who picks the movie and who has to watch it WITHOUT commenting. Yes, this means enduring five more episodes of true crime or a rom-com without rolling your eyes.

4. Couple's Meditation (aka Nap Time)

Close your eyes, breathe deeply, and focus on the present moment... Then wake up two hours later, not knowing what day it is or who won the pillow fight.

5. Exclusive Dance Workshop (in Pajamas)

Put on a random playlist and pretend you know how to dance. Salsa, tango, or duck dance – it’s all up to you. Bonus points for uncontrolled laughter and pretending that a "personal move" isn't actually an injury.

6. Therapy Session – Who Laughs First, Wins

Sit across from each other and try to stay serious for a minute. You can imitate each other, make funny faces, but if anyone laughs, they lose and have to make tea for both of you.

A weekend retreat doesn't have to mean expensive trips – just a bit of creativity, a sense of humor, and a willingness to totally relax. And if it works, maybe you'll even do it again next week!

04/03/2025

A Successful Woman in the Dating World – How to Stay Sane and Keep Your Crown on Your Head

You’re a successful woman—you have your goals, ambitions, and a favorite way to deal with stress (like chocolate and cat memes). But when you step into the world of dating, you quickly realize it’s a whole different level of negotiation. Because suddenly, he appears on the horizon—the man who, when asked "What do you do for a living?" replies: "Oh, you know… I work a little, chill a little…"

The Dating Reality of a Successful Woman:

✔️ Date #1: He’s 20 minutes late because he was "looking for parking" (translation: he remembered about the date while grabbing a kebab). You sit there in your elegant dress, wondering if you should have just ordered sushi and started a Netflix binge instead.

✔️ Date #2: He says he "loves ambitious women," but 15 minutes into the conversation, he’s already asking if you "have time to cook and iron his shirts."

✔️ Date #3: Finally, someone promising! Smart, funny, interesting… but then he disappears for two days and resurfaces with a "Hey, what’s up?" as if he just returned from a mission to Mars.

✔️ Date #4: Things are going well—until he starts a lecture on "female submission" and explains that success "doesn’t really matter because true happiness is staying home and baking pies."

How to Date Without Losing Your Patience:

✅ Set your standards. You don’t have time for people who don’t know what they want (except for you to make them sandwiches).
✅ Remember, YOU are the one choosing. You go on dates because you want to, not because you feel like you should fill your calendar.
✅ Don’t be afraid to eliminate. If his greatest achievement is beating a game on hard mode while you want someone with ambition… checkmate.
✅ Dating is not a job interview. You don’t have to "rescue" or "fix" anyone—if they don’t match your vibe, NEXT!

And if no one meets your expectations? Well, you know what? A glass of prosecco and a great TV show are way better than a date with a guy who "doesn’t believe in feminism but likes a woman who takes care of the home."

04/03/2025

400 Things to Do Before You Die – How (Not) to Become a Guinness World Record Holder

Everyone has heard of the bucket list—a list of things to do before you die. But who has time for the classic "bungee jump" or "swim across the Amazon" when you can attempt something far more spectacular? Like breaking a Guinness World Record!

Which Record Should You Go For?

✔️ Eating Donuts in Record Time – Sounds amazing… until you realize the current record is over 55 donuts in 8 minutes. You can try, but there’s a high chance you’ll end up in a sugar coma wondering, "Can you actually die from overeating?"

✔️ The Longest Kiss – Perfect for couples, but it requires nerves of steel and resistance to cheek cramps. The record? Over 58 hours. Yes, you read that right—58 HOURS! After this marathon, one thing is certain: either you’ll be closer than ever, or you’ll decide it’s time to get separate apartments.

✔️ Longest Gaming Session – Ideal for singles and couples. Think 10 hours at your console is hardcore? The record stands at 69 hours and 35 minutes. If your partner already complains that "you play too much," maybe don’t show them this.

✔️ Most Outfit Changes in a Minute – Great for those who are always late because they can’t decide what to wear. Maybe you’ll finally learn to get dressed in under half an hour!

✔️ Biggest Soap Bubble – Sounds easy, until you end up drenched in dish soap and wondering if this is what bath time looked like in your childhood.

It doesn’t matter whether you take on the challenge solo or as a duo—what counts is the fun, the laughter, and the fact that even if you don’t break the Guinness record, at least you’ll have some great stories for your grandkids. And if you do succeed? Well, no one can ever tell you that "you're wasting time on silly things"—because you’ll officially be a world record holder!

04/03/2025

A Gift as a Shared Hobby – How Not to End Up Collecting Stamps (Unless You Both Want To)

Buying a gift for your significant other is an art. You can go classic—perfume, jewelry, reindeer socks—or… find something that connects you for longer than just an evening with Netflix. A shared hobby! Sounds great, right? Well, unless you choose something one of you loves, while the other secretly starts googling, “how to gently exit a relationship due to new partner interests.”

How to Choose a Hobby That Won’t Tear You Apart?

✔️ Sports – Sounds healthy, but if one of you has the endurance of an amoeba while the other dreams of running marathons together, things might get tricky. Start with something that doesn’t threaten your dignity—like badminton, where the biggest risk is a racket to the face.

✔️ Board Games – Genius, as long as you don’t have murderous tendencies. “It’s just a game,” you whisper to yourself as your beloved wins Monopoly for the third time in a row and takes all the hotels.

✔️ Cooking – A great idea, as long as nobody ends up with burned pasta and a kitchen that looks like a war zone. Bonus: if something goes wrong, you can always pretend it’s a “creative fusion of flavors.”

✔️ Gaming – Awesome, until one of you sees it as a way to relax while the other turns it into a battlefield for total domination. Losing in Mario Kart might result in a few days of silent treatment.

✔️ Indoor Gardening – Plants are great, as long as one of you doesn’t start talking to the monstera while the other finds themselves in a jungle of flower pots at night.

No matter what you choose, it’s all about having fun together, laughing, and avoiding a situation where one of you is forced into knitting just because “it’s a shared hobby.” Who knows, maybe you’ll find something you truly love… or at least a new topic for inside jokes.

04/03/2025

An Artistic Evening for Couples – How Not to Turn Your Date into a Painting Disaster

Want to spend a romantic evening with your significant other while feeling like an artist? Great idea! Artistic evenings are the perfect opportunity to laugh, get covered in paint, and realize that "abstract" is just a fancy word for something that completely failed.

Option 1: Painting

It starts innocently: two canvases, a set of paints, and big hopes. An hour later, one of you creates something that kind of resembles Van Gogh’s Starry Night (or so they claim), while the other… accidentally paints a Ninja Turtle instead of a romantic landscape.

Warning! If you choose to paint with your face, remember that acrylic paint takes about three days to come off.

Option 2: Handicrafts

"Let’s make something handmade – it’ll be so personal!" – someone once said, and that’s how the world’s worst handmade gifts were born. Don't be discouraged if your romantic clay figurine ends up looking like a mutated potato. It’s the thought that counts!

Option 3: Sculpting Together

If you go for sculpting, let me warn you – don’t expect a Ghost movie moment. Instead, prepare for a battle with stubborn clay that refuses to cooperate. The final result might look like something even your dog would be afraid to sniff.

Tips for Beginner Artists:

✔️ Compliment your partner’s artwork, even if it looks like a preschool nightmare.
✔️ Do not pour wine into the paintbrush rinsing cup. Seriously.
✔️ Avoid saying, "Let me fix that" – unless you want a romantic evening to turn into an argument over the color of the sky.

Whether your creations end up in an art gallery or the trash can, what matters is the fun you have together! Who knows, maybe you'll discover a new passion… or at least find a fresh way to laugh at your "talents" for years to come.

25/02/2025

Feminine Energy – How to Nurture It Without Losing Your Mind?

Feminine energy is something between a superpower and a mysterious force that lets us multitask like pros, sense drama from miles away, and find lost things better than Google. But let’s be real—life has a way of draining it fast. So how do you take care of your feminine energy without going completely crazy?

1. Don’t Be Like Your Phone – Don’t Wait Until You’re Completely Drained!

You know how annoying it is when your phone dies at the worst moment? Now imagine you’re that phone. Don’t wait until your energy drops to 1% before you allow yourself to rest. Even Wonder Woman takes breaks (she probably has a hidden blanket and hot cocoa somewhere).

2. Surround Yourself with People Who Recharge You, Not Drain You

There are people who make you feel like a goddess and those who make you want to retreat into a cave and never come out. The choice is simple—avoid energy vampires and spend time with those who make you feel like Beyoncé on stage.

3. Rituals? Yes, But Your Own!

Feminine energy loves rituals—but they don’t have to be morning affirmations and incense burning (though if you like that, great!). Maybe it’s drinking coffee in silence, doing your favorite face mask, or having a sacred "do-not-touch-me-for-the-first-10-minutes-after-waking-up" ritual. Whatever works—it’s your ritual.

4. A Bit of Magic (a.k.a. the Word "No")

The word no is your magic wand. Don’t feel like it? No energy? You don’t have to explain yourself! Unless you want to—then you can say, “I can’t, I have a date with myself tonight” and open a bottle of wine.

5. Embrace Your Inner Queen of Chaos

You won’t always be organized, zen, and radiating peace. Sometimes, you’ll stay in pajamas until noon, coffee in one hand, phone in the other, scrolling TikTok instead of being productive. And you know what? That’s okay! Feminine energy isn’t just about harmony—it’s also about creative mess, laughing until you cry, and spontaneous kitchen dance parties.

Take care of yourself the way you take care of others, allow yourself to rest, surround yourself with good energy, and remember—sometimes, the best way to nurture your feminine energy is simply… doing absolutely nothing.

And you? How do you nurture your feminine power? Let me know in the comments!

25/02/2025

400 Things to Do Before You Die – A Letter to Your Future Self: Great Idea or Major Embarrassment?

Writing a letter to yourself that you’ll open in 10 years sounds like a cool time-travel experiment. Romantic? A bit. Philosophical? Sure. But most of all, it’s a fantastic way to embarrass yourself when you realize your dreams from a decade ago were… well, a little too optimistic.

How Does It Work?

You sit down, write a letter to your future self, and hide it somewhere safe—so NOT under your pillow, because it’ll disappear faster than your New Year’s resolutions. Then, 10 years later, you open it and either laugh, cry, or wonder what exactly you were on back in 2025.

What Can You Write?

✔ Future Predictions: "By now, I definitely have a million in my bank account and six-pack abs." (10 years later: "HAHAHA, good one...")
✔ Complaints and Rants: "I hope that in the future, I no longer have to explain to people that a cat is NOT just a small dog."
✔ A Message to Yourself: "Dear me, if you're still watching that show you started in 2024, maybe it's time to let it go?"
✔ Advice for Your Future Self: "Don’t forget that you love chocolate. Never go on a diet for no reason."

What Will Happen in 10 Years?

🔹 You might be proud that you actually achieved something!
🔹 You might realize that nothing has changed.
🔹 You might discover that instead of chasing your dreams, you became an expert at putting them off until later.

It doesn’t matter if you’re in a relationship or single—writing a letter to yourself is a time-travel adventure that doesn’t require a DeLorean! So write it, hide it, and… see you in a decade!

What would you write in your letter? Let us know in the comments (and don’t lose it!).

25/02/2025

3 Handmade Gifts That Will Make Your Partner Laugh (or Melt)

Buying a gift? Too easy. Making one yourself? Now that’s next-level romance! It doesn’t matter if you have artistic talent or if your crafting skills end at folding a piece of paper in half—it's the thought that counts. Here are three handmade gift ideas for your special someone that could either leave them in awe… or in stitches from laughter.

1. A Portrait of Your Partner… Your Style

Are you good at drawing? Great! Are you terrible at it? Even better! Draw a portrait of your partner in your unique artistic style. It might turn out beautiful, or it might look like a five-year-old’s masterpiece—either way, it’ll be funny and endearing. And if it goes horribly wrong, just call it abstract art.

2. A Pillow with Your Scent

Romantic and slightly creepy at the same time. Take a pillow, spray it with your perfume or cologne, and add a note: “When I’m not around, you can cuddle this.” The result? They’ll either find it adorable… or worry that you’re planning to disappear for a while.

3. Frankenstein Teddy – The DIY Cuddle Buddy

If you know how to sew—make something cute. If you don’t—just sew something. An old T-shirt, a sock, a random piece of fabric from your grandma’s closet… and voilà! You’ve created a plushie with a charmingly odd homemade touch. It might not look like a store-bought teddy bear, but at least it’s one of a kind!

The Bottom Line:

Handmade gifts are amazing—even when they turn out weird! It’s all about the effort and the laughs. What’s the strangest DIY gift you’ve ever given or received? Let us know in the comments!

25/02/2025

Literary Games: How to Survive a Brainstorming Session in a Relationship

Want to test if your relationship can withstand the ultimate challenge? Forget assembling IKEA furniture together. Organize a literary evening and try writing a story or a poem as a team!

At first, it sounds like a romantic adventure. Just the two of you, tea (or something stronger), candles, and a blank page (or a laptop—because who writes by hand these days?). One of you starts the story, the other continues it… and that’s when the first cracks begin to show.

"This was supposed to be a love story, not a zombie invasion!"—you’ll yell when your partner introduces the apocalypse for the fifth time.

"But they can fall in love while running for their lives!"—you'll hear in response.

Writing poetry together isn’t any safer. It might start out romantically:
"Your eyes shine like the stars above…"
And then your partner adds:
"But when you sleep, you snore like a roaring beast!"

Don’t fear the chaos! Creative disagreements are a great opportunity for laughter. Maybe your literary evening will produce a bestseller… or just a hilarious memory you’ll talk about for years (one that’s probably best kept private).

Will your relationship survive co-writing? Try it out and let us know in the comments how it went!

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