21/09/2026
What’s my body been up to you ask? 🤭🤰🏽⬇️
✅ My nip*les are the exact shape of a full size pancake 🥞
✅ I can no longer reach my v🐱gina to shave it so I’m just growing it out
✅ i refused to buy ugly maternity clothes so nothing fits, but my clothes were too small before my pregnancy so there’s that
✅ My gums just 🩸 literally out of nowhere
✅ I suffer from peripheral vertigo, which now has doubled. I get dizzy spells out of nowhere now, I can no longer operate a vehicle for the rest of my pregnancy 🤭
✅ I now get v🐱ginal discharge that imitates my water breaking, so I’m not sure if my water actually broke or if it’s a false alarm 🫠💦
✅ Lightning crotchhh is the real deal! I can’t sleep more than two hours without feeling like I’ve been struck my lightning from my belly button into my v🐱gina ⚡️meaning hello insomnia 🤭
And I have 5 more weeks to go 🎉😅🤰🏽🥳🥹
So if you’ve been curious as to why I’ve taken a step back from posting as much as I normally do, it’s bc I’m literally over here fighting my own body trying to survive this pregnancy 🥲🤰🏽
I’ll never understand how a woman can put herself through all of this and end up neglecting, abus!ng and being a horrible parent to the life they created. 😔🤰🏽
For those who have good parents, call your mother and just tell her thank you for baring you bc this is tough 😭 and I still gotta push her out…oh ma gawdddddd 😭
Should I update y’all weekly? 👀🤰🏽😅
Ps. I can’t believe my pregnancy content has gone viral not only here on instagram via my couples page Steve and Frenchiee but it’s also going crazy viral on TikTok 🥹💗 I tagged a few brands that I’d love to collab with bc I’m going to start posting more mommy content! Let’s collab! 📸💗🤰🏽
