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12/09/2025

With Juzt-saka – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 14 months in a row. 🎉

11/09/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Charity Luya, Aruoture Adaobi Adewunmi

BREAKING NEWS....Shock in Anambra: Apprentice Found Dismembered Inside Fridge of Spare Parts Dealer 😱💔Residents of Okpok...
04/09/2025

BREAKING NEWS....
Shock in Anambra: Apprentice Found Dismembered Inside Fridge of Spare Parts Dealer 😱💔

Residents of Okpoko in Ogbaru LGA, Anambra State, were thrown into confusion after a spare parts dealer, identified as 30-year-old Leberechi, allegedly killed his 25-year-old apprentice and hid the body inside a refrigerator.

According to eyewitnesses at the popular Mgbuka Spare Parts Market, the suspect lured the boy home on Saturday under the pretense of paying for some goods. But when the boy failed to return, traders raised alarm.

During a search of the suspect’s apartment on Tuesday, they were shocked to discover the apprentice’s dismembered body stuffed inside a fridge.

The angry mob almost lynched the suspect before police officers intervened. The police have since sealed off the house, while the suspect is currently in custody and receiving medical attention.

Hey babyyyyyys 😊🫧I remember those days when we usually go to our neighbour window to watch television📺Our neighbour is a...
04/09/2025

Hey babyyyyyys 😊🫧

I remember those days when we usually go to our neighbour window to watch television📺

Our neighbour is a Bachelor, who doesn't allow us to come inside his house. So we always just sneak to his window because it was always open and watch some movies. if I tell you what this my neighbour use to do with Aunty ifeoma (the lady that use to roast corn across the road) because of ordinary black and white television that he has, you won't believe me..... But let me not talk before you all would say I'm a bàd boy 😅

Permit me to switch to pidgin language.....

Finally my father hustled, save money come buy one television. He even buy that multiple colored glass wey dey make the pictures colored, una remember that glass? The person in the television head fit be green, his stomach yellow and his legs blue, that glass dey turn people to chameleon.....

As my father buy this Tv, chai we cook rice call party, we even carry am go church go dedicate, We come dey wait make Nepa bring light make we begin flex am, you know that kind anxiety na, Few minutes later, NEPA brought the light......

We all shouted "UP NEPA!!!!!!!!!!"

My father was outside, the speed he take rush inside, Usain bolt no fit match am. As he plug the Tv, Nepa take light. .. Devil is a Liàr!!😭

My father no gree comot again, all of us just stand there, Nepa must bring this light ooo 😩

As God may have it, they come bring am back. This time if you wan talk anything, my father go just eye you, make e no be the first shout make them take am, so we just dey shout the Up Nepa inside our mind!!

As my Papa on am, una know say the thing they open like curtain, e never open finish, Nepa take light again...😱

This happened like 5 more times, we no see light again. One day, 2 days, One week, two weeks Nobody see light. E come be like say our transformer don blow...... Chai if you see my father that time ehn, you go pity am.

Infact if you chew meat and my papa hear the sound, you go explain

04/09/2025

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Mercy Arua

Nothing but the truth ❤️
01/09/2025

Nothing but the truth ❤️

01/09/2025

HAPPY NEW MONTH GUYS ❤️

25/08/2025

*JOKE OF THE DAY*

A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girls panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming. Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What's this? The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you've just destroyed evidence of a r**e case worth millions of naira
She quickly fell on her knees apologizing.Honey please forgive me, God will bring another one!
😂😂🙄🏃🏃🏃

Friday August 15, 2025THE ASSUMPTION OF THE BVM (SOLEMNITY)Office: Proper, Te DeumMass prop. Gloria. Creed.Preface of as...
15/08/2025

Friday August 15, 2025

THE ASSUMPTION OF THE BVM (SOLEMNITY)

Office: Proper, Te Deum

Mass prop. Gloria. Creed.

Preface of assumption

Vestment: White

Today’s Rosary: The Sorrowful Mystery

Vespers II of the Assumption of the BVM

Theme of the Feast: The Lord Did Great Things in Her Life. The world is a battle field where the forces of death and the forces of life battle each other. It is easy to see that the forces of death appear, in many cases, to have the upper hand: hatred, solitude, betrayals, social and economic injustice, fear, disease: these are all points scored in favour of the forces of death. There is however a particular moment when death manifests its overwhelming power: when it ends our days on earth. What does God, who created us for life, do? Does he just look on unmoved at our defeat? Mary, who celebrates today the triumph of life over death, gives us the appropriate reply to these distressing questions.

Entrance Antiphon Cf. Rv12:1

A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon beneath her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars.

Or:

Let us all rejoice in the Lord, as we celebrate the feast day in honour of the Virgin Mary, at whose Assumption the Angels rejoice and praise the Son of God.

The Gloria

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to people of good will. We praise you. We bless you. We adore you. We glorify you. We give you thanks for your great glory. Lord God, heavenly King, O God, almighty Father. Lord Jesus Christ, Only Begotten Son, Lord God, Lamb of God, Son of the Father, you take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us; you take away the sins of the world, receive our prayer; you are seated at the right hand of the Father, have mercy on us. For you alone are the Holy One, you alone are the Lord, you alone are the Most High, Jesus Christ, with the Holy Spirit, in the glory of God the Father. Amen.

Collect

Almighty ever-living God, who assumed the Immaculate Virgin Mary, the Mother of your Son, body and soul into heavenly glory, grant, we pray, that, always attentive to the things that are above, we may merit to be sharers of her glory. Through our Lord.

-FIRST READING-

A woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet.

A reading from the Book of Revelation (Revelation 11:19a:12:1-6a.10ab)

God’s temple in heaven was opened. And a great sign appeared in heaven, a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars; she was with child and she cried out in her pangs of birth, in anguish for delivery. And another sign appeared in heaven; behold, a great red dragon, with seven heads and ten horns, and seven diadems upon his heads. His tails wept down a third of the stars of heaven, and cast them to the earth. And the dragon stood before the woman who was about to bear a child, that he might devour her child when she brought it forth; she brought forth a male child, one who is to rule all the nations with a rod of iron, but her child was caught up to God and to his throne, and the woman fled into the wilderness, where she has a place prepared by God. And I heard a loud voice in heaven, saying, “Now the salvation and the power and kingdom of our God and the authority of his Christ have come.”

The word of the Lord.

RESPONSORIAL PSALM Psalm45:10.11.12.16 (R.10b)

R/. On your right stands the queen in gold of Ophir.

The daughters of kings are those whom you favour.

On your tight stands the queen in gold of Ophir. R/.

Listen, O daughter; pay heed and give ear;

Forget your own people and your father’s house. R/.

So will the king desire your beauty.

He is your lord, pay homage to him. R/.

They are escorted amid gladness and joy;

They pass within the palace of the king. R/.

-SECOND READING-

A reading from the first Letter of Saint Paul to the Corinthians (I Corinthians 15:20-27)

Christ the first fruits, then those who belong to Christ.

Brethren: Christ has been raised from the dead, the first fruits of those who have fallen asleep. For as by a man came death, by a man has come also the resurrection of the dead. For a sin Adam all die, so also in Christ shall all be made alive. But each in his own order: Christ the first fruits, then at his coming those who belong to Christ. Then comes the end, when he delivers the kingdom to God the Father after destroying every rule and every authority and power. For he must reign until he has put all his enemies under his feet. The last enemy to be destroyed is death. “For God has put all things in subjection under his feet.”

The word of the Lord.

ALLELUIA

Alleluia. Mary has been taken up into heaven; the host of angels rejoices. Alleluia.

-GOSPEL

A reading from the holy Gospel according to Luke (Luke 1:39-56)

He who is mighty has done great things for me, he has exalted those of low degree.

In those days Mary arose and went with haste into the hill country, to a city of Judah, and she entered the house of Zechariah and greeted Elizabeth. And when Elizabeth heard the greeting of Mary, the child leaped in her womb; and Elizabeth was filled with the Holy Spirit and she exclaimed with a loud cry, “Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb! And why is this granted me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? For behold, when the voice of your greeting came to my ears, the child in my womb leaped for joy. And blessed is she who believed that there would be a fulfillment of what was spoken to her from the Lord.” And Mary said, “My soul magnifies the Lord, and my spirit rejoices in God my Saviour, for he has regarded the low estate of his handmaiden. For behold, henceforth all generations will call me blessed; for he who is mighty has done great things for me, and holy is his name. And his mercy is on those who fear him from generation to generation. He has shown strength with his arm, he has scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts, he has put down the mighty from their thrones, and exalted those of low degree; he has filled the hungry with good things, and the rich he has sent empty away. He has helped his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy, as he spoke to our fathers, to Abraham and to his posterity forever.” And Mary remained with her about three months, and returned to her home.

The Gospel of the Lord.

05/08/2025

Robots cannot survive in Nigeria.

Not because of power supply or bad roads, but because of Iron Condemn Boys.
These guys can smell iron from 5 streets away.

Imagine importing a ₦50 million robot and forgetting it outside by morning, it will be leaning on one stick, greeting you like:
"Oga, na only plastic remain for my body now".

In Banana Island, your robot can stroll freely.
In Mushin, Oshodi, or Agege, your robot’s titanium leg will be sold for ₦2,500 at the scrap yard before you say AI.

Before we start importing robots, let us first defeat the real enemy… Iron Condemn Association of Nigeria 🤣

03/06/2025

*The Character Of Some People You Help Is Making It Difficult For People To Help Again. Think About This Again My Friend.*

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