01/05/2026
Last night I was walking home from work after dropping off at the town council bus stop.
As I’m passing ITA Hardware… I see like 9–10 boys walking like they own the Streets 😂
Full hype mode with their Bluetooth speaker blasting
I ended up walking close to them and started hearing their convo…
One guy: “Osem mi no proud but Central Block run lo blood blo mi”
Other one: “CENTRAL BLOCK UP LAHHH” 😭🔥
Another one: “Bara playm DJ Trakoz yahh den full blastm yumi stroll amuh”
Then one of them at the back just jumps in and say:
“Yiop true God yumi blastm full volume man kross f*ckm dad blo hem kam yumi 1v1 Central Block diswan!” 😭💀
At that point… I slowly reduced my walking speed…
Not because I was scared…
But because the CRINGE was too strong 💀😭
And also… I don’t want people thinking I’m part of their crew 🤣
Honiara Gen Z these days…
Confidence 100%
Sense 0% 😭🔥