Titti Paulina

22/10/2025

🕊️✨ Let the whole flock co-pilot 🕊️✨

11/10/2025

Something in my work is changing — or maybe it’s just returning to where it began.
Welcome to this next chapter.

29/09/2025

📰 BREAKING: CWG pulled off air by Internal Compliance Officer.

Last week an internal, manual-obsessed bureaucrat stormed into CWG's mental, noir-styled office, waving folders and demanding CWG’s “exact political coordinates.” When her answers failed to fit his rubric, CWG got suspended.

But here’s the twist: every suspension, every block, every “is that even ok to say out loud” isn’t the end of the story. It IS the story! Every time a creative process stalls, it can be metabolized into more creation.

(Unless you follow the manual too much. Legal made me nuance this: CWG has nothing against manuals per se — they can provide necessary structure and other important stuff. It’s just when they’re applied in absurdum that CWG rolls her eyes.)

📂 Full scandal file opens Thursday.
Don't miss: chaoticwisegirl.substack.com

18/09/2025

⚡ Meet Mr. Velocity Over Vitality! The leather-clad situationship who mistakes your burnout for devotion.
The file just leaked. Proceed at own risk.
👉 chaoticwisegirl.substack.com

16/09/2025

Seriously… the CWG Substack is where the chaos-party’s at.
6 paid subs already. That’s basically a stadium in spiral-soul math.
Better sign up now if you wanna flex OG status when this thing goes bigger than The Simpsons. 🖤☕✨

chaoticwisegirl.substack.com

15/09/2025

You swore you were done.

You even deleted his number.

But then came the ping. The pitch. The “just one more thing…”

And just like that, you're spiraling back in.

To him.

To the pace.

To the lie that urgency = importance.

Mr. Velocity Over Vitality.

Burnout’s favorite boyfriend.

💥 CHARACTER LEAK THURSDAY 💥

(You’ve been warned.)

Follow CWG on Substack before he slides into your schedule.

☕️

14/09/2025

Mark your calendar. Cancel your rest day.

Next Thursday, the first character leaks.

And it includes him(!) —

the leather-clad situationship you never technically agreed to,

but still keep spiraling back to.

He’s the one who whispers “go faster”

right when you’re finally about to rest.

Mr. Velocity Over Vitality.

⚠️ Share this with (or tag) anyone who’s ever:

– trauma-bonded with hustle culture

– mistaken adrenaline for aliveness

– burned themselves out trying to prove they’re worthy

They’ll know exactly who we’re talking about.

(And they might still be texting him back.)

💣 Character Leak: Mr. Velocity Over Vitality

🗓️ Drops Thursday — follow CWG on Substack so you don’t miss it.

14/09/2025

13/09/2025

Young CWG LinkedIn profile before her f**k-it moment (that point when she finally dropped the mask, quit faking normal, and decided to live raw).

Full origin story via link in comments 👇🏼

13/09/2025

12/09/2025

✨ Today’s newsletter was about…

…that tug-of-war between what looks good on paper and what feels true in your body. And about what it takes to live as the complex system you actually are — not as a machine part in someone else’s manual.

I wrote about how I once did everything “right” — two university degrees, an internship at the UN’s Economic Commission in Santiago de Chile, even a thesis on credit default swaps (yep, those ticking bombs behind the 2008 crash). On LinkedIn I could have looked like the poster child for career-worthiness.

But behind the façade? I was suffocating.
And when rupture came — my dad’s su***de, panic attacks — the illusion of safety from doing everything “right” shattered.

And Instead of finding another ladder to climb, I found my body.
Sensation became the compass I never learned in school.

If that tug-of-war feels familiar, you might want to stay close as we dive into the connection between complex adaptive systems and sensing.

🔗 Link to sign up and follow along in the comments 👇🏼

12/09/2025

Omg omg omg. 🎉
New paid subscriber alert.

(And, as I also said to my daughter when she asked that question, nope, it’s not my mom, my cat, or some pity-click from a friend. It’s a real live stranger. Who is now… no longer a stranger but a fellow cult—oops, I mean movement—member. A chaoticly wise spiraler. 🔥)

And “we are in this together”? Please. That’s an understatement. We’re basically the coolest crew spiraling through late-stage apocalypse with style.

Come hang. We’re the ones spiraling so hard that maybe — just maybe — this whole cl*******ck we’re in cracks open into something actually alive. 🌱✨

And if not? At least we laughed, tossed some emojis at each other, and most importantly: stayed weird (a.k.a. didn’t comply with the bu****it).

So yeah. If you’ve got even the tiniest CWG inside you, come amplify her by hanging out. It doesn’t matter if you toss 💶, drop emojis, or just whisper a quiet “yeah, same.” This is where we un-gaslight our brains, see straight through the emperor’s no-clothes bu****it, and let deeper intelligence move through. ☕

🚪🌀✨➡️ chaoticwisegirl.substack.com 😘