04/09/2024
1. My chicken π rΔn away π this evening, pls if u see any white chicken with 2 legs, pls call me, its mine. πππ
2. Living alone is so sweet, u can cook, serve urself, eat and decide to wash the plates next week, nobody will query u. πππ
3. Hunger nearly k!lled me last night, I refused to eat so that she will beg me, instead she finished the food, wash d plate and sleep. Joy if I marry u make my life bΓ«ndπ π¦π£ππ
4. Why do we change position when its actually the same h0le. I don't understand golf at all πππ
5. My teacher taught me most of the l!es I tell today. Imagine asking me to write a letter to my uncle who is in abroad, when she knows my uncle is in the village π π π
6. When u scored 9 goals in 2 matches, its called Manchester un9ted. Only the legend will understand this. π π π
7. If our girlfriend knw how many girls we ign0re in a day just because of them, they'll be paying us salary. π π π
8. Having younger ones is so strΒ£ssful. See me now eating π chicken in the t0ilet πΎ π
9. Some girls are w!cked, I collected a girl number today, just to reach house and realize it was today's date. 080 08 09 2022. Can u imagine. ππ’βΊππ
10. Imagine sitting next to your dad in church, and the pastor said, turn to your neighbour and say "I no de fΒ£Δr you" ππ π
11. My next relationship is going to make sense, I have a gΕ«Γ± π« now. You brΒ£Δk my heart π I brΒ£Δk your legs π π π Rose Ndukwe
12. I never knew I was suRose Ndukwe me boy until 3 ladies were drΔgging me at the market saying, fine boy come buy fufu nah π
13. Some girls are funny, after reading my post, they will laugh for 10 minutes and still not react not comment, no be jΕ«jΕ« be that
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