02/03/2020
I remember the expression on the old man’s face. It was dense. He told his story in the most serious of manners I have ever seen, with the gravest voice I have ever heard. He said that there were many legends as to how the gentleman of Freetown came to being, but only one he felt could have been true. He said, it was an October of 1808, and the rains were at their wildest. The acting governor of the crown colony of Sierra Leone, Thomas Perronet Thompson sat on his bed in his room wanking. He spilt his s***m on the floor, and slept off immediately, not wiping off the thick substance from his already messy room floor. In the governor’s room, as the old man’s story went, were empty bottles and bottles of whiskey and gin and brandy and all manner of liquor, and crumpled up papers, and cigarette juts and ashes. House flies made berth in the room all day long. And so as Governor Thompson’s s***m thickened and began to dry up, with the flies ice skating on the starchy substance, a miracle happened. A foetus was formed.
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I remember the expression on the old man’s face. It was dense. He told his story in the most serious of manners I have ever seen, with the gravest voice I have ever heard. He said that there were m…