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Am looking for a wife.BUT She must have the following characteristics1) Shoe size 452) She must be 85 kg3) She must love...
18/07/2024

Am looking for a wife.
BUT
She must have the following characteristics

1) Shoe size 45
2) She must be 85 kg
3) She must love village life for the reason i know 😂
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11/07/2024

HOW SCHOOL BOYS WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 70s and 80s Read love grammar below:-

H. S.H.S
P.O. BOX 100
Lusaka Zambia.
21st Feb 2009.

Dear Sweet,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your Angle.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

02/07/2024

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Public Announcement.The family of Physics and Chemistry are with deep sorrow announcing the untimely death of their belo...
15/04/2024

Public Announcement.
The family of Physics and Chemistry are with deep sorrow announcing the untimely death of their beloved father Mathematics.
Hon. Mathematics died in a serious Algebraic operation in the blackboard hospital and his body will be laid to Rest In Peace at Juba University tomorrow morning and the program shall be as follows.
English will be Master of Ceremony
CRE will officiate the prayers
Biology will explain the disease that killed Hon. Mathematics
History will explain the life of Hon. Maths
Geography will lead people to the burial location
Agriculture has provided land for burial
Fine arts has been assigned to design the coffin
May His Soul Rest In Peace.
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06/04/2024

To those crushing on me
Please stop it
U are causing Pimples on my face
Nose in particular🙄🥴
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🇸🇸The citizens are crying of the "ECONOMIC CRISIS" but we still see new cars every time and then.😭😭
10/03/2024

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The citizens are crying of the "ECONOMIC CRISIS" but we still see new cars every time and then.😭😭

24/02/2024

Don't preach about peace when u don't have peace in ur heart.
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24/02/2024

S*X ISSUES😋

S*x is not all about making children. You must be a different woman to your husband every time. Seduce your husband, don't always allow your husband to ask for S*x, there must be no timetable for s*x. Be creative, don't be predictable. Give him what he wants. If you loose influence over your husband, you have lost womanhood. Be part of your husband plans.
Don't have too many children, you wanna sell them ? Allow your husband to check in and out anytime.
When a man is s*xually satisfied, he is emotionally stable. Stop saying, is it food ? Yes, s*x is food !!!

As a wife, try to invest in yourself spiritually so you can adequately support him. Build yourself as his prayer warrior so that you will not be forced to pray at the end of your life. Don't allow your husband to provide all your needs, he is not a money making machine. Iron sharpens iron, try to reciprocate.
You are meant to support each other spiritually, financially, physically and morally through thick and thin. You are a builder....Wise woman buildeth her home. Women need wisdom to build their homes. Do not be too outspoken, know when to talk, when to listen and when to be quiet.

Love your husband with all your heart, never tell him, if not because of my children, remember you've known him before the arrival of those children.
Pamper your husband, put his head on your chest and pray for him. Give him unannounced kiss from the back.... mwahhhhhh, don't be too holy to kiss in the public. He is your husband for God sake. Be romantic too, it is good for the heart. Some people are not happy that you're happy in that marriage, proof them wrong that you love him and he is your crown, always feel good when you hold him. Don't look 50 while you're still under 40, it drives men crazy. Always keep fit regardless of your age or body.

To men:
Do not take a woman who does all these for granted!
Pamper her, pray for her, cherish her, love her, support her financially, make her feel like your woman!

18/02/2024

😇 Walai😆

I saw my SS1 math teacher yesterday....😏
We greeted and he asked for directions to KCB Bank. 😒

I told him to make a 360° turn and walk for like 1.8m. Then find the coefficient of x using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to the nearest tens 🙄

He will see a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to his right. Then make an obtuse angle turn 🥱😒
He’ll see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7 and using a 4-figure table to find the anti-log.

Let him feel what I felt when I was in school kaman.🙄
This evening I heard on the radio that he is missing 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🤭

I bet he didn’t plot the graph well 🙄😒🤭😂😂😂

17/02/2024

Not all bad dreams are spiritual attack
Sometimes u need to wash ur pillows and bedsheets very well
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U left him coz he cheated on u then u accept the guy who was left coz he cheated on his wife/gf and u think u have moved...
12/02/2024

U left him coz he cheated on u then u accept the guy who was left coz he cheated on his wife/gf and u think u have moved positively 🙄
My dear is that not cross multiplication?
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10/02/2024

I remembered the day I told my mom to call police because the moon was following us🤔
Good night, everyone 😴 ✨️🤣😂😂😂🙈

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