Chriz

Chriz I'm born friend to everybody. I'm born humble and fresh. I'm born with kinder heart of no hate.
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I'm a pursuer student who's pursuing with the studies fermentable 📖🖊️

10/08/2025

Dear sisters,
never reject nor ignore a request from that gender with front tails 😉
Open your legs, and he'll crown u👑

10/08/2025

With Hot in Juba – I just got recognized as one of their rising fans! 🎉

10/08/2025

As you come to watch matches of LSPT, never attempt to come with handkerchiefs. Don't ask me why 😀

05/02/2025

When Menimen - Coozos Clan Released song titled "Suk Karabu🤦

1. 100 USD was 350 SSP

2. One bottle of big water was 2 SSP

3. 5 big spoons of Anyoi was 1 SSP (Suk Rumbek & Yirol Town)

4. Mosalat within Juba was 2-3 SSP

5. Very expensive meal used to be 10 SSP

6. Boda boda was 5 SSP from Shirkat to Gudele 2

7. One shot of jigi jigi (Apong) was 10 SSP

8. Soldiers were the richest people in the country

9. 1 Chapati was 1 SSP in HIGHWAY-UCHUMI in Nimule

10. Fatah Ful was 2 SSP

11. Mosalat from Juba to Nimule was 25 SSP

12. 100 SSP was rare to see

13. Airtime for 2 SSP was enough to lie to your babe the whole night.

14. We could buy 1 small water to watch all EPL games for the day (TAMANIKU HOTEL)

15. 1,000 SSP was enough to start marriage

Seems like COOZOS CLAN saw it before us Wetke Awech Dengg

21/01/2025

With Lola chappy – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!

16/01/2025

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Adiit Ker Ak

12/11/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Simön Aduel II, Akech Maker Kon, Majhok Barnaba Awuou Majhok, Nyibek Wek, Dut Makuach Waat Jr., John Hayok, Wen Achiem Dit, Øne Twø DE King

14/10/2024

Please read 😅😅😅😅

I came back 🏡 from work🚗. I was tired😴😴😴. I sat down on the sofa🛋️. Put my feet up. My wife👩‍🦳 brought me a glass of water🥛. My son👨‍🦲 gave me a sheet of paper📄:

English Lang. 17%🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
Biology 35%🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
Mathematics 40%🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
Physics 37%🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
Chemistry 42%🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
Economics 12%🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agric. Science 19%😂😂😂😂😂
Religion Knowl. ABS🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️
Geography 22%🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I lost my temper😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

And started shouting: "What is this? All the time on phone📱 and TV📺. How dare you show me such marks😔😔😔😔😔?"

My Wife👩‍🦳 said: "Be patient. Listen...."

I told her👩‍🦳: "Shut up! It's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My Wife said: "Oh! Really?"

I said: "No one in our family has performed so badly ever."🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

My Son👨‍🦲 said: "Dad🧔, I am sorry. I was cleaning the old cupboard😮 and I found this. This is your old school report card, dated 27th July 1980
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Wife Calls A Husband 😂😆😝**H**: "Hello?" **W**: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" **H**: "Yes." **W**: "Great! I'...
13/10/2024

Wife Calls A Husband 😂😆😝

**H**: "Hello?"

**W**: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

**H**: "Yes."

**W**: "Great! I'm at the mall, two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"

**H**: "What's the price?"

**W**: "Only $1,500."

**H**: "Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like it that much."

**W**: "Ah, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2024
models. I found one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... And since we need to exchange the BMW we bought last year..."

**H**: "What price did he quote you?"

**W**: "Only $90,000."

**H**: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

**W**: "Great! But before we hang up, there's one more thing..."

**H**: "What?"

**W**: "It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and stopped by the real estate agent this morning. I saw the house we looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property."

**H**: "How much are they asking?"

**W**: "Only $450,000 – a magnificent price! And I see we have enough in the bank to cover it..."

**H**: "Well, go ahead and buy it, but just offer $420,000, OK?"

**W**: "OK, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!"

**H**: "Bye... I love you too."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, raises his hand, and asks everyone present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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