20/10/2022
I regret the day my girlfriend introduces me to her family, we arrived to her house and her father happens to be around.
Baby: daddy, meet samuel, my bestie and husband-to-be
Me: Good evening, sir.
Her dad: how are you, young man?... *Shakes hand with me*
Me: *smiles while shaking hands with him* ... I'm good sir.
Her dad: so you're the guy my daughter used to disturbs us here? Indeed you're handsome.
Me: thank you sir...*blushes*
Her dad: but are you sure you will marry my daughter? No be to dey follow her upandan!
Baby: daddy! You're hàrsh on him nau...
Me: yes sir, indeed I will.
Her dad: *changes tone all of a sudden*... I no know why e dey do me like say I know you from somewhere?
Me: it's possible sir, we're indeed in small world.
Her dad: I don't seem to remember again though but no problem.
After the whole conversation, I was about to leave when her dad rúns to me..
Her dad: I don remember where I Sabi you!... He shouted out loud..
Me: *blushes*
Her dad: last week around that ShopRite filling station, i begged you to allow me buy fuel because I was in hurry, you tell me waka and say I dey mad😩😩